Andrea the Stepford Wife

Last night, I saw a Stepford wife advertising the Andrea hair removal cream product line. She was an amazon in the form of a cardboard cut out, in a bikini; I stood, wondering why she was smiling like that when the products were not wax. Apparently, I was there for too long because a disgruntled crazy man with a cart tried to run me over (obviously, Andrea's not his type).

Here's a blip I found on-line: "Andrea: Three hair remover. One for the face, one for the body and yes, one for men."

I just think that "...and yes, one for men" is terribly funny (I'm not touching the grammar). All morning, men have been having throwing contests, trying to get rid of their razors faster than the next guy...throughout Ottawa one could hear male voices calling out "I can throw my razor farther than you...just look at the line in the snow."