At the gym today, I was looking down at the pool area and saw a really sweet old man coming out of the washroom. He had forgotten to pull up the back side of his swim shorts. Perhaps they were just too tight, and he couldn’t be bothered with exerting the necessary energy to tug. He was a little confused…dear old soul. At least he still has it in him to hit the pool.

Also, there’s another guy who may as well forget to pull up his swim shorts. He wears these peach things …I’m pretty certain they’re someone else’s panties because they’re really tiny, and they’re all see-through when they’re wet. I work out in the upper part of the gym, overlooking the pool, and this guy is one of the Water Hockey team members (who always play on Wednesdays). He has to keep diving for the puck that sits on the bottom of the pool, so we all get a perfect shot of his peach clad behind. It’s so mesmerizing, for all the wrong reasons.

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