The Starbucks Mermaid

There’s something perverted about the Starbucks Mermaid.

Aren't mermaids supposed to have only one tail?
Anyway. If she has two tails, then she’s got her ‘feet’ up around her ears.
If she has one tail, then she’s still got her ‘feet’ up around her ears.

I don’t understand. I promise to further contemplate this over my non-fat, no-foam, triple shot latte.



If you should return and find this blog defunct, know it’s because the crazies at Starbucks found me first.