Look for this man in your grocery store
.1. There is new front desk staff at my yoga centre. I believe he belongs in a Saturday Night Live skit (or perhaps: he has just stepped out of one).
There is a sound made when something big is about to happen. Spelled out, it is this: Dun dun dun daaaaan. Do you know it? Say it out loud…
Like, you’re about to find out who the killer in the movie is. Right before they tell you his / her name, the music sings: Dun dun dun daaaaan.
Ok. So. The new front desk staff, this boy, he keeps doing that. He asked my name, and I said: Maha, to which he responded: Dun dun dun daaaaan.
Moments later, another woman handed him a form she'd just finished filling out...and he responded with: Dun dun dun daaaaan.
Are you laughing? I was. All through yoga class, too. Every time my mind would wander, it would be all: Dun dun dun daaaaan.
Imagine him in the grocery store: “The cereal aisle. Dun dun dun daaaaan.”
What about at the gas station: “I owe 18.75? Dun dun dun daaaaan.”
And when his girlfriend breaks up with him: “Did she just dump me? Dun dun dun daaaaan.”
Or worse still…when he’s being intimate…: DUN DUN DUN DAAAAN!!!!.
This world is full of weirdos (notwithstanding yours truly).
.2. Have you ever had to break an addiction either to someone, or to some thing? Maybe even an addiction to an idea, or to a dream? Let me know about it if you have…I will eventually write about this, and wanted to receive your thoughts re the matter first.
There is a sound made when something big is about to happen. Spelled out, it is this: Dun dun dun daaaaan. Do you know it? Say it out loud…
Like, you’re about to find out who the killer in the movie is. Right before they tell you his / her name, the music sings: Dun dun dun daaaaan.
Ok. So. The new front desk staff, this boy, he keeps doing that. He asked my name, and I said: Maha, to which he responded: Dun dun dun daaaaan.
Moments later, another woman handed him a form she'd just finished filling out...and he responded with: Dun dun dun daaaaan.
Are you laughing? I was. All through yoga class, too. Every time my mind would wander, it would be all: Dun dun dun daaaaan.
Imagine him in the grocery store: “The cereal aisle. Dun dun dun daaaaan.”
What about at the gas station: “I owe 18.75? Dun dun dun daaaaan.”
And when his girlfriend breaks up with him: “Did she just dump me? Dun dun dun daaaaan.”
Or worse still…when he’s being intimate…: DUN DUN DUN DAAAAN!!!!.
This world is full of weirdos (notwithstanding yours truly).
.2. Have you ever had to break an addiction either to someone, or to some thing? Maybe even an addiction to an idea, or to a dream? Let me know about it if you have…I will eventually write about this, and wanted to receive your thoughts re the matter first.
posted by just a girl at 12:38 PM
3 Comments:
what's sad is that you couldn't differentiate when he's climaxing and when he's about to drop a large load in the toilet...
OMG Michelle, LOL!!!!!!!! You have the grossest and funniest sense of humour around...and hence why I love it ;o)
Hope you're having a great day at the lab,
m xo
LOL! you put the seed in my brain by even mentioning the "intimate" bit in the first place! teehee!
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