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Mon Feb 27, 04:19:00 PM
Uzi said…
Putting a whole onion under each one of your armpits will raise your body temperature to quite a few degrees above normal. Its an excellent way to fake a fever and stay home from the math test you did not study for.

I tried it, it worked like a charm. However, it would be wise to mentally prepare yourself for the pungent onion smell that will linegr around you for a few days afterwards. But, I really really hate trignometry you know.

Mon Feb 27, 05:20:00 PM
Fifi said…
uzi! fabulous suggestion! *shooves an onion under each armpit* perhaps it will ward off my boss, Mr VivaLasVagueness.

maha i have the same problem with my mangoes. durn things are always sliding into my armpits. esp when i lie down.

as for Jack Black: good golly miss molly! did ya see those butt clenches? surely they rate above Miss Alba’s. :O

Mon Feb 27, 05:36:00 PM
just a girl said…
Uzi — You know that your knowledge of such a technique is a little bizarre. BUT I WON’T JUDGE YOUR WEIRDNESS if you don’t judge my general stupidity.

Happy to know it worked for ‘ya, though!

Fifi — Who knew onions and mangoes were interchangeable

The butt clenches nearly made me drool. That’s how hard I laughed.

love,
m

Mon Feb 27, 07:24:00 PM
Anjum said…
haha – the onions story is priceless! especially the silent response to the valley girl

Mon Feb 27, 07:30:00 PM
♥ m said…
And for the record: Jessica Alba has a great bum. So too does Paul, though. And lucky for them that their bodies are so accomplished because their acting talent is so not.

Oh c’mon, you liked Jack’s bum action, admit it!

But following your logic above re: state of body is inversely proportional to acting ability…

Jack’s a flipping genius!

Loved the onion story. It’s like phantom limbs, but with vegetables!

Tue Feb 28, 09:52:00 AM
♥ m said…
PS: you are on a ROLL woman! love these. You’ve made me laugh harder than I could ever convey!

Tue Feb 28, 09:55:00 AM
just a girl said…
Thanks Anjum! I seem to be doing a lot of silent responses lately

Meesha There is no bum action like Jack Black bum action. How can I argue with that? And I’m glad you’re laughing darlin’ >> that makes me smile!

mmmmmwah,
m

Wed Mar 01, 12:49:00 PM
LP said…
Maha darlin – I’ve been catching up on your blog and must say – miss ya dearly over at gb.net.

I haven’t laughed so much in I don’t know when.

I’m with you regarding onions – if it was on the pizza I’d know, cuz I can’t eat onions – they overpower anything else and that’s all I taste.

lana

Mon Dec 11, 11:16:00 AM
just a girl said…
Lana, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

My good lord it’s been forever! How are you? I too miss everyone over at gb.net…but the thing is, if I return to posting there, I’ll never write here

So, I’m excited you’ve found me and it has *always* been a pleasure to know you’re laughing at me

Come back and keep commenting; you are among the best laughers out there!

xox
m

Mon Dec 11, 05:11:00 PM