One Really Un-P.C. Conversation

S: “So I walk into the building and I see P sitting in the elevator and I say ‘Hey P! What’s goin’ on man? Why’re you sittin’ in the elevator?’

He peeks around and says ‘I’m stuuuck. Di elivaaator will nut crooowse…I’ve beeeen traaaayeeng but eet will nut crooowse…’”

M: “What are you doing?”
S: “What?”
M: “What is that? Is that an accent? Why are you talking funny?”
S: “No. I’m just imitating him.”
M: “Where’s he from?”
S: “Nowhere. He’s just slow.”
M: “Don’t do that again. It sounds more weird ethnic. Pakistan meets Japan meets French Canada. Don’t do it again.”
S: “Ok, well. He’s more elaaastic than slow, really. His words come out long.”
M: “ We’re going to hell. You first, though.”