How He Slips In

Since Saturday evening at Shanghai have been contemplating how the large Asian dude (LAD) slips into his STEEL SPIRAL outfit.

I thought I’d share my thoughts with you on this; feel free to post your own imaginings…

LAD locates a spot near a wall.

He lays the STEEL SPIRAL on the ground with the pointy end (that sits about one foot above LAD’s head) facing the wall.

LAD crawls into the STEEL SPIRAL.

Andy Warhol stands behind & vertical to LAD.

Uncomfortably, LAD scoots his large (yet what must be flexible) body all the way to the top of the STEEL SPIRAL.

Once LAD’s comfortably face down in the STEEL SPIRAL, Andy begins his handy-work.

Andy braces his right foot against the wall, while grabbing on to the STEEL SPIRAL midway down LAD’s body. Andy’s really tall in my world.

He heaves and wheezes and puffs and grunts as he pulls LAD up a wee bit.

Because LAD is face down, parts of his body (including his head) are uncomfortably pressing against the STEEL SPIRAL. (Such is the price of fashion.)

As soon as possible, Ginghamp steps in front of LAD and pushes him up and away as Andy pulls.

Andy takes his foot off the wall.

Ginghamp smiles coyly.

LAD ignores Ginghamp.

Ginghamp starts to cry.

Andy Warhol fixes his toupee and lipstick.

Ungrateful LAD grabs another large martini and shuffles to the front of the room to grab the microphone with his free hand.

The audience contemplates pushing LAD over so that they can watch him roll down Somerset.

Instead, they choose to simply be thankful for the STEEL SPIRAL because it means he can’t moon them as they munch on their Kung Pao chicken.

How your blog mom wishes you could see this guy.