In Gerry Butler Would Have Done Well to Carry Elastoplast(s) In His Purse, I made mention of how I recently purchased three pairs of shoes simultaneously. I promised to post the photos and so here they are. Shoes to me are like crack to Whitney Houston. I hope your high is equivalent to my own.
Crack hit no 1: The Glitter Flat Crack
LOOK AT HOW THEY GLITTER! I can’t stop staring at my feet when I’m in these shoes. I keep swirling and twirling my feet around because the glitter catches the light and GLITTERS EVEN HARDER. It’s exciting, a little nauseating and may be cause for seizures, but unshaken, I continue to force others to stare at my shoes and “see how they glitter”.
A bigger hit of Glitter Crack can be found here.
Crack hit no 2: Stiletto Crack Cocaine
They’re nearly 5″ high. I don’t think I need to say anything else. Arguably, in these babies, I don’t think I need to wear much of anything else, either.
Crack cocaine to fill your screen.
Crack hit no 3: Not Really a Wedge Heel Crack Wedge
I’ve been known to have violent reactions to the wedge heel. The gem of a crack hit pictured below is clever because the wedge heel is so thin, I can deny that it’s a wedge heel. Not really, but this is my blog and I can be as ignorant creative as I want.
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