Superficial C*ck-Ninjas & Angry Ferrets
So here’s the trail…
Every few weeks, and when I’m in need of a good laugh, I head over to The Superficial. Until recently, I was under the impression that it was one guy who was blogging. Actually, I was fully convinced it was the husband of one of my best friends (the one who, while we were standing on a street corner one evening trying to decide where to go, recommended we head “up [his] bum”). Apparently it’s not, and I never claimed to be a sleuth.
I’m not sure I get it yet, but it appears to be several individuals, a sort of community of bloggers who post absolutely the most hilarious and insane commentary about stars & starlets and all those in between. The Superficial is to Hollywood what The Peanut Gallery was to The Muppets.
I can’t check that site at work because I laugh too hard. Besides, were I to close my door and continue to smother my laughter, it would sound as though I were watching snuff porn. And I don’t even know what snuff porn means, but I know it’s not good. I’m pretty sure it has to do with turkeys.
Two days ago, I finally took the plunge and posted one tiny comment at The Superficial.
And from that, I have received hysterical emails from three of the boys, pointing me to different locations where these same bloggers congregate. The two sites are C*ck-Ninja and also Angry Ferret. One of them mentioned his age, but I think he’s not being truthful because his sense of humour is too young. I’m guessing this group is in their early thirties.
Here is what one of the C*ck-Ninjas wrote about me, which is such a nice thing to say considering…I don’t even know considering what…considering the kind of stuff they post on their site and the comments they make about folks in general. I am so completely flattered; this is the best formulated compliment I have received:
A special surprise guest, our newest member of C*ck-Ninja's Fun Town, one Miss 'Just A Girl'. One fu*king hot girl I might add. A Palestinian Canuck who wowed us with her famous fully-clothed and veiled strip-show, teasing us by showing bits of her gorgeous face. Shouts of arousal and phrases like, "Show us your face" and "Get that nose out there" were heard. Thanks for coming out.
Way cool.
& several post scripts:
- am a shit emailer, so forgive if I don’t respond.
- I almost passed out at the jogging picture.
- last to T, even if you can’t log in as a blogger, I hope you still comment.
- nudity has nothing to with seduction, gentlemen.
Every few weeks, and when I’m in need of a good laugh, I head over to The Superficial. Until recently, I was under the impression that it was one guy who was blogging. Actually, I was fully convinced it was the husband of one of my best friends (the one who, while we were standing on a street corner one evening trying to decide where to go, recommended we head “up [his] bum”). Apparently it’s not, and I never claimed to be a sleuth.
I’m not sure I get it yet, but it appears to be several individuals, a sort of community of bloggers who post absolutely the most hilarious and insane commentary about stars & starlets and all those in between. The Superficial is to Hollywood what The Peanut Gallery was to The Muppets.
I can’t check that site at work because I laugh too hard. Besides, were I to close my door and continue to smother my laughter, it would sound as though I were watching snuff porn. And I don’t even know what snuff porn means, but I know it’s not good. I’m pretty sure it has to do with turkeys.
Two days ago, I finally took the plunge and posted one tiny comment at The Superficial.
And from that, I have received hysterical emails from three of the boys, pointing me to different locations where these same bloggers congregate. The two sites are C*ck-Ninja and also Angry Ferret. One of them mentioned his age, but I think he’s not being truthful because his sense of humour is too young. I’m guessing this group is in their early thirties.
Here is what one of the C*ck-Ninjas wrote about me, which is such a nice thing to say considering…I don’t even know considering what…considering the kind of stuff they post on their site and the comments they make about folks in general. I am so completely flattered; this is the best formulated compliment I have received:
A special surprise guest, our newest member of C*ck-Ninja's Fun Town, one Miss 'Just A Girl'. One fu*king hot girl I might add. A Palestinian Canuck who wowed us with her famous fully-clothed and veiled strip-show, teasing us by showing bits of her gorgeous face. Shouts of arousal and phrases like, "Show us your face" and "Get that nose out there" were heard. Thanks for coming out.
Way cool.
& several post scripts:
- am a shit emailer, so forgive if I don’t respond.
- I almost passed out at the jogging picture.
- last to T, even if you can’t log in as a blogger, I hope you still comment.
- nudity has nothing to with seduction, gentlemen.
posted by just a girl at 5:22 PM
6 Comments:
Where is the link to these bitches?
Tommy
On my Interesting Places page :)
m
I fond them there funny and a litltle gros!!!!!!
But they said nice things ab out youj!!!
T
wow. had no idea 'lumpy sludge' was a girl!
ninj is cool once he knows you are a friend and are not a complete moron... He likes to shock people with extremes but really it's just one of his many, many different personalities!
my well rehearsed mistake >> I'm not Lumpy Sludge. He was just posting as Lumpy Sludge and linking to my site. Which is really weird :)
thanks for dropping in.
maha (one female canuck)
ok, that they posted your photo in between the others is creepy but fucking hilarious. They're so nice about what they wrote about you!!! You're such a star ;)
maria
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