Gerry Butler’s crotch is on my birthday

Because it’s my birthday, here is the guilty pleasure which you must ogle:

Notice how his crotch appears to be screaming with equal vigour and enthusiasm! (Gracias, Zack Snyder.)

I love that his Spartans are hanging out in the back completely chill, like they just had a cigarette and are waiting for their ham and cheese sandwiches.

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