Gerry Butler's crotch is on my birthday
Because it's my birthday, here is the guilty pleasure which you must ogle:
Notice how his crotch appears to be screaming with equal vigour and enthusiasm! (Gracias, Zack Snyder.)
I love that his Spartans are hanging out in the back completely chill, like they just had a cigarette and are waiting for their ham and cheese sandwiches.
Find everything you need on this movie here.
Notice how his crotch appears to be screaming with equal vigour and enthusiasm! (Gracias, Zack Snyder.)
I love that his Spartans are hanging out in the back completely chill, like they just had a cigarette and are waiting for their ham and cheese sandwiches.
Find everything you need on this movie here.
Labels: Dork, Gerry / Gerard Butler, Photos
posted by just a girl at 9:49 AM
32 Comments:
I LOVE IT!
Tommy of The Gays
If only he were lucky enough for the title to be real ;)
maria
Hey Tommy & Maria - I think we're on here at the same time. Neat.
Naturally, anything that's 6'3", 220+ pounds, wearing a leather speedo, and being all alpha...is the perfect gift for me ;)
xoxo
m
HAPPY& BIRTHDAY MAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS POSTER FOR 300!!!!!
T
Happy birthday, Maha! I wish many things for you this year and if one of them is Gerry Butler's crotch, then make certain to get it tested 12,000 times before going near it. He makes the rounds but would be a fool not to begin and stop at you ;)
Happy Birthday!
Colleen
Hey Maha
Happy birthday. 3ball mieh sanna.
I am not sure how you gonna read those arabic ebonics, I am not good at them and I spend like an hour trying to read them, but what I am trying to say is " to live 100 years and celebrate it then" far too complicated.
Well happy birthday
noisey crotches, can't take them anywhere.
always interrupting the conversation...
(at least his abs weren't painted on for this one. *grin* )
Ah, my EYES!!!
...because of the *spear*, baybee.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, tanti auguri, and wishing you many fabulous gifts, leather-clad or not.
xoxoxox
oh yeah, you already know 'cause um, you got my card...
but one can never be reminded they're another year old enough.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
*presents candle*
*instructs maha to BLOW*
(^that's really old and I used it on Fifi too. :P recycled jokes are the best)
Thanks, T. I'm happy you like this poster, 'cus I actually don't! Each one of my girlfriends whose seen it doesn't find it appealing...if they'd used that other incredible shot of him from the top (where he's not screaming and his cape is behind him...I believe michelle used it once and heightened the red in the image. Michelle do you know which one I'm talking about; I think you may have had it as a signature photo at one point?) for the poster, it would have been best. For the female factor, anyway.
Heh, Colleen, that's such a sweet sentiment, thank you ;) (I'll make sure it's tested several times over, lol!).
Hi ya SAMI! Thanks for the perfectly written Arabic :) Inshallah you too? Wallah sorry, but I don't know what the proper response is. OH! Wait, I think it's 3u2balak or something?! Ma3alena, thanks for dropping in and I hope that married life is good to you :)
LOL MICHELLE!!!! Noisy crotches are terrible, aren't they? Always putting their foot in their mouth ;) & recycled jokes are welcome welcome welcome here! I am flattered that you would think me worthy enough of using the same joke as FIFI with...terrible shitty english, sorry!
Espy. Don't get poked. In the eye. You may catch something. And tanti aguri right back at you (I think?) :S
xoxo
m
ooh, yes you must mean
this shot
less crotch, more abs.
and yay for recycling! :P (oh and ps, boy I went onandonandon about in previous card to you is no longer part of my life. we should gossip about him!)
Technically I'm not late...I sent a card (which I'm hoping got there in time) an obnoxious photo and a voice mail all yesterday. It sounds like you had the right kind of birthday. I'm glad.
ooooooooooh, Mo! Did you send the picture to my mobile? 'Cus I can't receive images on that thing...
hm, this thought just occured to me, so I wonder if that was you >> the stupid phone tells me someone sent me a pic/video but then I'm never allowed to retrieve it! I hate not knowing how to work that stupid Samsung!! And I will eventualy get a pretty new one...but not any time soon. Can you email me the photo instead?
xox
m
CALM & COOL = HOT
I don't think there's anything calm or cool about this movie.
i mean, i'm not saying it doesn't look cool, it looks quite fantastic, frankly, but, er...I'm hoping you know what I meant.
ergo. loud crotches. less contemplation.
:P
Happy Belated Birthday, Maha.
Since you already have the crotch, I guess there ain't much I have to add to your birthday haul. ; )
Mir
Happy belated birthday, Maha!
...and I never thought of giving someone a crotch for their birthday. Who'd have thought! LOL!
i can tell you right now it's going to bug me watching this because he's so deliberate with his mouth (when i hear this is an otherwise good thing ;)
it's like he's competing with julia roberts to see who has the biggest cavernous piehole attached to their face.
hee
(and I'm guessing butt cushions were added to said leather afterthought)
Mirtika LOL! & thank you for your well wishes and *illicit* thoughts ;)
Lisa Pizza Pie...at this point in the game, crotches may just be the ideal gift giving idea. And perhaps we can go so far as to say: One size fits all, heh!
Micha, Zack Snyder's 300 is all about EEE. NUN. SEE. A. SH. UN, honey.
I too get all why are your teeth so white and so OUT THERE when Gerry Butler's all SPARTANS! THIS IS WHERE WE FIGHT! THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE!
Jeesus, it's like something out of the Crypt. Gerry Butler's a fine man, but I personally think the ladies are going to be squeeing all over the place for "Mr. Cool and Subtle: Then we shall fight in the shade".
Is it sad that I know the lines? Don't answer that, it's rhetorical.
& let me tell you...that's exactly how he speaks to you in person. He kept spitting on me, it was horrible. I kept wanting to touch his teeth. With my tongue.
HAH. Love the Gerry Butler.
Butt cushions? Was that one of the items auctioned off ;)
xoxo
m
p.s. I love Mr. Gerald Butler, but you know this...
Gary Butters loves me this I know...
for he EEE. NUN. SEE. A. TED. it so...
:P (and any and all psychos reading this, just back the eff off right now)
LOL!!!!!!!! Michelle & Maha this is hilarious!
maria
Seriously, Michelle, you are pure comedic genius!
And why do you all of a sudden sound like me >> "(and any and all psychos reading this, just back the eff off right now)" ? ;o)
xox
m
nooo, maha, YOU are the comedy gold.
hello? have you been reading this blog?! ;)
so what to comment on this piece.
I guess I promise to comment soon, soon …I tell ya.
You know I saw a preview for Spartan and it looks really cool. When is going to open?
thank you beautiful ruby red micha > we really do need to take it on the road, love ;)
Sami, I have been waiting to hear from you about this! I'm happy you saw the trailer, isn't Gerry Butler a total sexbomb? I know you enough to know that was your IMMEDIATE thought. Right after: "Gerry Butler's totally made for Maha" and right before: "I'm gonna have to find a way to give Gerry Butler Maha's number" ;)
meesho
I just thought of what Gerry Butler's new nickname is: FIRECROTCH!!!!!!!
Love it.
Tommy of The Gays
you totally read my mind, you're gooooood!
Oh my god Tommy that is. Just. So. Funny. And Gerry Butler will hate us - because you know he thinks of us, baby - for that. Heh. "Firecrotch". Brilliant.
Sami, you're so transparent, *sigh*.
;)
meesho
It's Gerry Butler's birthday today, Maha!! No special well wishes for him?
Colleen
hey Colleen, sorry it's taken me so long to get around to these comments, I've been a serious flake as of late.
Uhm, for his birthday I'm late. I wish him...I don't know. Uh. That he gets that whatever Allah throws his way is absolutely the best case scenario. I guess I wish him a sort of philosophical understanding of all that's brought him to where he is and where he's going to be. Uhm...also that he recognise his greatest accomplishment will in fact be his children and not on how many dvds his name appears.
Wow. Don't I sound like a little bit of a psycho? Let's lighten shit up a bit...
May he be enormously verile for the rest of his life.
May he always be in good shape; enough to always wear those leather speedos well
& may he never have to wear dentures.
xox
m
I know why Snyder would choose this image instead of the others. Because we're men and what interests us is not the sexier qualities of the film but more so the blood and rage in the film. In that, this image portrays the complete insanity of the film itself and that is what needs to be portrayed.
I hope it does not turn women off from seeing it, I really believe that women will love Gerard Butler when they see this film. Although he is being portrayed as Gladiator-like, there are many qualities within which are not. Gladiator pushed back, whereas Leonidas wouldn't allow anyone to push in the first place.
I am a man and had my misgivings about him being in the lead but I have seen it and can tell you that I have to now admit I can not imagine anyone else for this role. I think it will be the maker of his career.
Thanks for the comedy, you are a lot of fun to read. I too think you are very beautiful and I am impressed with all that you have accomplished for such a beautiful woman.
Michael
Michael - thanks for your comment. Even the weird one about me accomplishing much for a pretty girl. It's weird, but thanks anyway.
I'm responding nearly a year later to your comment. You will not read this. I am just being nice to appease my own sense of being an ass for not responding to people earlier.
bla bla bla bla bla.
Maha
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