Prolific Immigrant

18 Comments:
Anjum said…
haha.. you’re such a suckup. regardless, this IS great thing for me to see in the morning!

Wed Oct 25, 10:25:00 AM
just a girl said…
I think I’ll change the name of this blog to: *one female suck*.

No. Wait. Strike that. And leave it to the C*ck Ninjas

xox
m

Wed Oct 25, 10:29:00 AM
Anonymous said…
don’t you dare change it

Wed Oct 25, 12:47:00 PM
Anastasia Beaverhausen said…
Haha! You know us too well…

Wed Oct 25, 01:44:00 PM
maria calvo said…
I went to some of their blogs and theuy’re hilarious! It’s totally weird that they sandwiched your photo in between those others ones but so flattering too.

Hi Anastasia I totally dig that weird image you have for your beaver.

maria

Wed Oct 25, 03:01:00 PM
maria calvo said…
oh. I love anjum, too. Is this a requirement to live here?

maria

Wed Oct 25, 03:02:00 PM
Tommy of The Gays said…
I don’t understand how you’ve said you love Anjum TWICE on this blog, bitch, but not once I LOVE TOMMY!

I LOVE TOMMY. IS THAT SO HARD?

Tommy of The Gays

Wed Oct 25, 05:03:00 PM
Uzi said…
Anjum offered to send me a card for my birthday since my other friends are lazy no-goodniks. And this is why I love Anjum too.

And Maha, if you change your blog name, I shall change mine to One Male Canuck. The fact that I really like yoiur blog is the only thing stopping me from doing so. So watch out with those crass proclamations.

Thu Oct 26, 08:08:00 AM
just a girl said…
maria lol! I’m sure Anjum’s getting creeped out right about now

I LOVE YOU TOMMY!!!!

Uzi: I recommend you propose to our girl.

What’s that saying >> something like “imitation is the highest form of flattery”? I’d kick your ass. With much love

xox
m

Thu Oct 26, 11:21:00 AM
Anjum said…
*reads all the “i love Anjum”‘s and grins, feeling all warm and fuzzy inside*

*wonders who maria is and why she loves me too*

*reads maha’s advice to uzi*
*eyes pop while choking on drink mid-swallow*
what the- ?

Thu Oct 26, 11:34:00 AM
just a girl said…
Anjum: I’m just in the throws of marketing. Sorry

But he really would be a fool not to! OH MY GOD that would be the coolest thing were you two to fall in love because you met on my blog! I would be so happy.

I’ll stop. I’m stopping. I promise.

xox
m
p.s. I think “Anjum Essential Uzi” is a way cool name. Or, uhm, like, “Uzi Barsaat Ke Mausam”. I’m just saying….if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck… ;o) (This really is all a joke. Unless Uzi/Anjum know something I don’t. I,m stopping. Officialy, right here I’ve drawn the line.)

Thu Oct 26, 11:46:00 AM
anjum said…
you, woman, are going to cause yourself some serious injury if you continue. “i will turn this comment box right around..!”

Thu Oct 26, 12:06:00 PM
Lisa said…
*Upon hearing the news that she lives in Maha’s blog, Lisa runs to claim the bedroom with the fireplace and bay window.*

Phew! That was close.

…wait a minute…I’m not in the room next to the shaved beaver, am I?

Thu Oct 26, 01:23:00 PM
just a girl said…
oooh, Anjum I must use this line: “i will turn this comment box right around..!” it is pure platinum! Have you a commons creative creation legal something-or-other patent on it?

Lisa, it appears as though you are bunking with the shaved beaver. But don’t worry, she won’t try to cuddle with you like I did. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

xox
m

Thu Oct 26, 03:12:00 PM
anjum said…
err, yes i do.. you have to pay me in ice cream to use it..

Thu Oct 26, 03:54:00 PM
Lisa said…
Don’t you think uzi would prefer sharing his bed with a shaved beaver?
Most men spend a good deal of their time chasing beaver, so I’d think Uzi would like that.

Thu Oct 26, 07:19:00 PM
Uzi said…
lisa..

where in the world did u get the notion that most men spend their time chasing beaver. I believe the word you are look for is “women”. to substitute for a slightly more crass term.

Thu Oct 26, 08:19:00 PM
just a girl said…
Anjum, just add the flavour of your choice to your Amazon Wish List. I’ll have an Eskimo riding a polar bear deliver it to you ASAP. And not via Purolater or DHL, because they suck a**.

Lisa, LOL LOL LOL!!!!!! Our girl Anastasia Beaverhausen will shed a tear for your beautiful description of her

Uzi, LOL!!!! Oh my god, I’m collapsing a lung tonight. Lisa >> he likes Shaved WOMEN, please. Leave the Beaver with It To.

xoxo
m

Thu Oct 26, 08:51:00 PM