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If you’re still looking for something to buy someone; adopt them a Polar Bear. They’re warm, cuddly and white. They won’t get drunk around your relatives and they’ll never make that one inappropriate remark: “I think Jihad’s gotten a bad rap, dude. Now, let’s break it down…”
I just adopted one for mama. Not because we celebrate Jesus’s birthday, but rather because we watched An Inconvenient Truth last week and I know she’ll be happy I did this.
Merry Christmas, Christians.
Happy Chanukah, those of the Jewish faith.
Get drunk, Heathens.
Eid is coming!!
1 Comment until now
On July 28th, 2011
One Female Canuck Said:
12 Comments:
Bluenosegirl said…
Maha, I don’t know what blog-etiquette is like, but I wondered if it was rude of me to simply comment here unannounced. As a form of introduction, here’s my blog: http://bluenosegirl.blogspot.com/
I enjoy reading yours immensely. Don’t feel obliged to read mine, however! This is just by way of saying hello! Happy New Year and all the best in ’07.
Sun Dec 24, 04:22:00 PM
Anjum said…
happy holidays to you too hun..
Mon Dec 25, 02:24:00 AM
Uzi said…
yes, happy holidays to you all.
Mon Dec 25, 11:40:00 AM
Tommy of The Gays said…
Happy Holidays to all you bitches!
Tommy of The Gays
Mon Dec 25, 12:16:00 PM
just a girl said…
Bluenosegirl, I don’t really know the rules of blog etiquette either, but you are always welcome to post here, as you please 
I have linked to you, in my Interesting Places section (which you can normally access from the right hand side of my page…’Interesting and often times hilarious places…blablabla’
& would appreciate if you did the same, please
Just link me as One Female Canuck and then that serves ‘blog etiquette’ as I know it = cross linking to one another!
I have read your ‘front page’ and laughed, thank you for pointing the way! And…I see you like Tony Curran? I met him over a year back at TIFF for his Beowulf & Grendel premiere. He is an absolute darling, laughs easily, took my stupidites seriously, quiet, inquisitive and takes excellent pictures. He called me ‘Palestine’ for the duration of the evening, and I called him ‘Scotland’. A real pleasure, and if you’re a fan of his, then you have excellent taste. (And believe it or not, he’s much much better looking in person…)
Uzi, Anjum & Tommy. Happy Holidays to all y’all as well
xox
m
Mon Dec 25, 02:37:00 PM
Bluenosegirl said…
Sigh. Ah, yes, you are the woman who wore Il Currano’s hat. :kneeling and bowing, chanting “I’m not worthy”: You’re a lucky woman… I’m sure you acquitted yourself with more coherence than I would have! – Bluenosegirl
Tue Dec 26, 12:00:00 AM
just a girl said…
I can’t believe I am going to do this, but I am going to post a blog entry about Tony Curran for both you and Espy. I will include photos.
Give me a moment, please, love.
xox
m
Tue Dec 26, 12:19:00 PM
Bluenosegirl said…
Squeeeeeeee! Thanks! — B.
Tue Dec 26, 12:26:00 PM
just a girl said…
LOL! I love “squeeeee”s. They are usually a sign of positive reinforcement 
xox
m
Tue Dec 26, 01:28:00 PM
Maria Calvo said…
Happy Holidays MAHA!
Maria in an awesome mood because I totally fucking scored this Christmas!
Tue Dec 26, 03:43:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Great idae about the polar bear. I have a few non Christian friends with who I exchange new year giftas, this will be the perfect thing, thanks!
Wed Dec 27, 03:29:00 PM
just a girl said…
Happy Holidays right back at you, Maria, and I am just as happy for you that you “totally scored”!
You’re welcome Anonymous and welcome, if you’re new here
xox
maha
Wed Jan 10, 11:52:00 AM
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