Wed Jan 24, 11:24:00 AM
Lisa said…
Soooo…Miss Outhouse-phobic thinks Charmin will make her smile in the woods?
I tried Charmin and wasn’t thrilled. They equate ‘soft’ with ‘flimsy’. Royale is softer but it won’t turn to itty bitty swatches in contact with moisture either.
Don’t let ‘Cashmere’fool you in to thinking it feels like cashmere. It feels like toilet paper. Duh.
Likewise, Royal doesn’t feel like little persian kittens either…it feels like toilet paper.
My expert opinion *cough*. Cushiony toilet paper doesn’t matter. We don’t sponge or blot our butts, do we? Check for smooth paper…high glide, low drag.
Aren’t you glad I posted?

So the bear asks the rabbit, “Does shit stick to your fur?” “No.” answers the rabbit. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Thu Jan 25, 10:03:00 AM
Bluenosegirl said…
Maha, only YOU can reform the advertising industry. Of course, it would never be the same again in any sense, but then…

For my 2 cents on the TP issue, Royale tends to block the toilet if used in an un-environmentally-friendly abundance, as some people are wont to do.

Thu Jan 25, 10:37:00 AM
Maria Calvo said…
Fuck. This is hilarious. I snorted my pepsi because of it. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maria

Thu Jan 25, 12:05:00 PM
Fifi said…
*laughs her Extra Strong Resistant ass off*

brilliant post! thanks for the laugh, dearest one. *mwah*

Thu Jan 25, 09:35:00 PM
just a girl said…
Thanks ya Uzi…

Lisa, how awesome it is that you have a memory made of titanium! Yes…outhouses…eeew. Mayhap that is why I was drawn to the Charmin’ bear!

You seem to have written a dissertation on the subject of toilette paper. As soon as we finally use Charmin’, I will immediately post back and let you know how things go…down there?

Bluenose, if I ever got hold of anything in the advertising world, I’d be making commercials that touch on everyone’s most embarrassing secrets. I have no doubt they’d be successful We are currently using Royal and hence the need for change! The roll finishes too quickly. Weird. This is such a weird conversation, lol.

Happy you’re smiling. And snorting. And drinking. Multi-tasking is a good thing, Maria.

Hiiiii Fifi! Anytime and you’re my litmus test for funny. You enrich my sick sense of humour and for that I say thank ‘ya sai!

xox
m

Thu Feb 01, 11:22:00 AM
John said…
Wow, funny post, a subject many wouldn’t touch

Mon Feb 05, 04:50:00 AM
just a girl said…
Hey John! Sorry to see you’re still not able to sign in

Thanks…I guess, lol! I guess nothing is off limits on this place. Pretty soon I’ll have to remove my photo from the side!

meesho

Wed Feb 07, 10:03:00 AM