I am officially some kind of sad.

It’s Saturday evening and I’ve been hanging out with mama watching Syrian television shows, the other side of the world’s very own Telenovela.

I have become unequivocally enamoured with the Syrian actor named Kousai Khouli
Kosai Khouli
Kosay Khouly
Kosai Khouly…
…depending on who is translating his name, you’ll find a different spelling each and every time.

Tamer Hagras may have been my first crunch, but it looks like Kusay / Kousai / Kousay / Kusai may be my future husband. He is a killer dancer and looks to be quite at home in a red track suit. From what I hear, these are the two most important qualities for which a woman should look when considering a husband.

Every time I see him, I want to bite his cheek. Good sign, n’est pas? I think so, too. “Being edible” is high on my list of Items I Seek In My Future Husband.

Chances are, he’s already married and has 17 children, but I expect he will find me and understand we’re meant for one another, Inshallah. And just for him, I’m learning Suri and I don’t mean Tom Cruise’s kid, but rather the language. I’ve learned the words
‘bnoob bnoob’
‘shloon’
‘kirmaal 3yoonak’
‘lk alo…lk alo…lk aloooo’
‘ya ibn 3ami’
‘shooooo?’
’2ini2li3′
‘b7ibak’
‘bitmoon’
These words I refuse to translate in case one of you should meet Kusay / Kousai / Kousay / Kusai and attempt to use them in an effort to charm him right out from beneath me. I shake my fist at you, already.

I believe the reasons which have led me to declare that I am officially In Love is because he laughs a lot, wears three piece suits (ya Ilaahi shoo byekhud el3a2el!), his blood is light, mama loves him and he is the first man in the History of Man on whom I’ve seen and I am going to hell for admitting this found the moustache sexy. Whereas I once believed the moustache to be the downfall of the Arab Male, I now find it rather appealing, bassi only 3a Kusay / Kousai / Kousay / Kusai.

I think innu I have to call 3amo Faisal Al-Azma w khalto Kawsar or 3amo Yasaar Al-Askari w khalto Maisa to see if they approve of my choice in husbands. Akeed they’ll know! Better yet, I believe I should really pay them a wee visit in Damascus instead…

Note to Me: I must come up with a nickname for him before we marry otherwise our children will have trouble when it’s time to write out their full middle names on their birth certificates.

Note to Kusay / Kousai / Kousay / Kusai: Iza ma fee mishkleh, I have already picked out the names of our children, ya ibn 3ami. After you chat ma3 wali amri, I’ll let you know what they are. xo

He has an official website that’s not running yet and that’s because he’s not lucky enough to know T…but look…he’s totally hot! For locating this hottie, I pat myself on the back & give myself a little kiss, too.

kosai khouly

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