Why these are some of my favourite photos (1 of 2)
Because no one believes me when I mention that as a baby, I had blonde hair. Check out how I’m striking a pose by bending my knee just so in my matching leggings, outfit, poncho AND Crack. My mom mistook me for a dress-up-doll.

Because the woman who took this photo is someone I admire greatly.

Because I love my mama and this is a beautiful shot through and through.

Because when I saw this photo of K, I asked her mum if the costume came in adult (for me).

Because I love baba and I fear that if he keeps going at this rate, he’ll be much too big to fit into future photos. (Love you baba!)

Because I love the way both E & T are ogling that dessert.

Because you need proof that I actually have curly hair & because this is the best dress for dancing. Also, please check out the Super Crack.


Because I love to read and the reason I only have the following books is (1)I started reading only after I received my MA in 2001; and, (2) I give away at least two or three books a month. As much as I love these bookcases, I can’t wait until I have one room in my home that’s an actual library, where the shelves cover all walls and are actually built into them from ceiling to floor.



Because this was taken the second night at TIFF and Baby Jane and I have no idea who either of these women are (Baby’s in the silver top).

Because this was beautiful E’s response to: “Pose, please.”


Because the woman who took this photo is someone I admire greatly.

Because I love my mama and this is a beautiful shot through and through.

Because when I saw this photo of K, I asked her mum if the costume came in adult (for me).

Because I love baba and I fear that if he keeps going at this rate, he’ll be much too big to fit into future photos. (Love you baba!)

Because I love the way both E & T are ogling that dessert.

Because you need proof that I actually have curly hair & because this is the best dress for dancing. Also, please check out the Super Crack.


Because I love to read and the reason I only have the following books is (1)I started reading only after I received my MA in 2001; and, (2) I give away at least two or three books a month. As much as I love these bookcases, I can’t wait until I have one room in my home that’s an actual library, where the shelves cover all walls and are actually built into them from ceiling to floor.



Because this was taken the second night at TIFF and Baby Jane and I have no idea who either of these women are (Baby’s in the silver top).

Because this was beautiful E’s response to: “Pose, please.”

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12 Comments:
Did something bad happen that you don't want your site in the search engines?
Hi Maha, Im a newby on the comments front and a big fan. I think you are amazing. You never fail to move me, usually to tears of laughter but also to tears of pure emotion because some of what you write is so spiritual in nature - your love for those around you really shines through. You're an inspiration.
One question though - what the hell is this reference to Crack and Super Crack? - as an English woman, I am deeply confused! (Yeah I know - it goes with the territory!)
John, hmmm? I just googled
"one female canuck" and I was the first one to come up! I don't know what happened to your search >> try it again...even if you merely Google 'female canuck', I'm the first. I win!
vh13, Hellllllo! And welcome...I can give you my autograph if you'd like. I wish someone would ask me for my autograph...or to do a press junket...I'm here to entertain people who like me, much like a clown :)
And on a serious note: thank you for your lovely and kind words. I 'm sorry I made you cry...I never really know how to respond to that, because it often times make me sad to hear it. But I cry all the time. ALL the time, actually. :D
Where abouts are you in the British isles?
Crack = Shoes
Super Crack = Super hot shoes
:)
They're my vice.
xox
m
I could eat you up with a spoon you were(/are) so gorgeous as a baby! That's my new thing, eating babies. I was over at my friend Darla's munching on her 7 week old daughter last night.
Oh my, Maha, you were absolutekly adorable as a baby and you're totally rocking the curly hair! I love your Crack too.
Welcome English Woman above! Why wonh't you tell us your name?
That is hilarious about you and Baby Jane, lol!! Those are the books you've read since 2001? That's sick. I have a ton of mafazines.
maria
man, that red dress looks good on you.
I have reconsidered the banishment I lay upon you a few posts back, you can be my wife again. This is a one time only chance, so you better respond kindly. That is all. Oh, and I can offer you more crack than crack whores can.
sidenote: I feel that it is quite unbecoming of me to treat the idea of having four wives with such callousness, however, since this seems to be an ongoing game, I feel that I should act the part and infuse individuality into my character, something that makes his action rational in light of his circumstances.
That really is all, now.
Mo, like, Oh my God, I eat babies too!! They're tasty, aren't they? I have a hard time not biting their cheeks every time I see them/one. & Thank you...you were quite the looker too, doll :)
Maria, thank you, you're sweet. Are mafazines the same thing as magazines?
Uzi, why thank you darlin'.
Erm. If I recall correctly...it was I who banished you, oui? Aaaah, men. I think I should let you believe you had the brilliant idea to banish me...mama has always taught me to do it and then let him believe it was his idea (insert whomever He may one day be in the future tense: the man I marry) ;)
I will allow you to unbanish me under one condition: Should I request to marry another, you will SET ME FREE. And should Gerard Butler or Kosai Khouly ask for me, you will graciously let me go to them. Deal?
LOL to the way you ended your comment. Awesomeness.
xox
m
Bitch that red dress is INSANE and you're all Mr. T-ing it with that gold!!
MO I WANT TO EAT HER AS A BABY TOO.
Baby J's got a nice rack and I'm a fag. Imagine that.
You read too much and E looks like my kind of gal.
Is the dragonfly real?
Tommy
Hi All,
Maha, I would love your autograph! And dont worry about making me cry - its good. It reminds me I am still human and have a soul...and you touch it in a good way. Thank you. I am from the South Coast of England in wonderful green Dorset - Thomas Hardy country. Your shoes are amazing! I wish I could wear such cool crack!But as I dont go anywhere that they would be appreciated, I dont bother buyng them...I definately need to get out more!
Hi Maria - Sorry I didnt give my name - Im not very 'comment posting' competent, so it didnt even cross my mind...but now I know, I will try and ensure you get to see it...its Vanessa (just in case I fail!)but I usually get too lazy to use all those letters and generally sign off as V!
Vanessa
Tommy, All of my girlfriends are stunning. As is everyone who pays any attention at all to this blog. It's be default.
Janey has great b**bs, but we don't like to talk about that...because she's so much more than Them.
Thanks re the red dress.
I like gold 'foo. I'm so lame. But I make myself laugh, so it's ok.
The Dragonfly is real, yes. Neat, eh?
Vanessa, For you, and at the recommendation of T & Mo, I added a category titled CRACK. Awesomeness.
Ooooh, I've not been to Dorset. As a baby we spent our summers in London because baba had a love affair with that city. There's tons of photos of my running around with monkeys...wait, I will blog about this also! And post a photo!
Honey, you never need an excuse or an outing to wear crack. Wear them to cook, or to watch tee-vee, or to go to the grocery store or to bed. Super Crack is for all occasions. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a lying mean bag.
I like your name, Vanessa :)
xox
maha
Now you're talkin'! Wearing crack to bed - I think hubby would approve...he did buy me a very nice pair of very high heeled, very buckled pointy toed leather boots recently. They arent terribly practical for walking in, so maybe thats what he had in mind?!
And thank you! - I quite like my name now. I loathed it as a kid because it wasnt terribly fashionable in the 60's...I wanted to be called 'Tracy', 'Sharon' or 'Melanie'. 'Maha' would have been cool AND sexy, but alas, I'd never heard of it until I found your blog. Can I name my next cat after you please? (Naturally, only if its a cool, sexy cat, not some old alley cat with no morals and flea bitten ears!)
V;)
Mashallah! I am salivating at the mere thought of those boots!! Wear. To. Bed. Woman!
No matter how idiotic or useless your man's idea of a 'gift' may be...just use it like it's the only thing you EVER wanted your entire life. They please easy, those men ;)
You wanted to swap 'Vanessa' for 'Tracy'? Jeesus!!! VANESSA SO SEXY!!
Please feel free to name your kitty after me...that would be adorable, lol! First time anyone's asked...heh!
My nickname may suit her better though: Meesho or Mishmish...?
xox
m
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