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…is what I’ve just eaten. It took me an approximate 48 minutes to finish it and at minute 32 I quite nearly passed out.
My body and mind kept screaming: TAKE A NAP. TAKE A NAP. YOU WANT TO TAKE A NAP.
I knew it was big when I couldn’t fit it into my duffle bag, but I never anticipated the length of time it would take me to eat the entire thing. I think it’s safe to say that I won’t be eating another banana for quite some time.
In other news, NYC may be buried beneath too much snow and so I have sent Sharshoora the world’s second largest banana in case they are housebound. If all goes as planned, The Banana should last until Spring.
1 Comment until now
On August 5th, 2011
One Female Canuck Said:
9 Comments:
Maria Calvo said…
LOLLOL!! I TOTALLY know the bananas you are talking about I see them EVERYWHERE and their the size of a sled, LOL!!!!
Send her a shovel, too!!
maria
Mon Feb 12, 06:05:00 PM
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Anjum said…
don’t you realize the CRAZY internet traffic you’re going to get from the key words in this post?!?! it’s not worth it maha, it’s not worth it.
Mon Feb 12, 06:24:00 PM
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Mo said…
Sometimes a banana is JUST a banana…unless it’s a kumquat.
Mon Feb 12, 09:52:00 PM
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michelle said…
maha gobbles her bananas proudly, and with flair.
Tue Feb 13, 10:55:00 PM
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just a girl said…
Oh my God maria, they ARE the size of a sled; I’m eyeing one right now and am scared to start eating it because I know I won’t sleep if I start!
Anjum, anything to bring more traffic! I am a traffic wh*re. See, the asterix doesn’t let the crazy search engines find this place 
p.s. Tell Yasmine I can’t comment on her blog; it won’t let me!
LOL LOL LOL MO! And p.s. we need catch up time. You haven’t blogged in a cat’s age. Where have you been?
Michelle, I love that our senses of humour remain as those of two 4 year olds
xox,
m, p.s. girl this night.
Tue Feb 13, 11:05:00 PM
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Anonymous said…
lak 3anjad innik wa7de majnoona, bassi damek khafeeeeeeef w bit3a2di
looooooooooosha!
Wed Feb 14, 02:44:00 PM
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yasmine said…
you can’t comment on my weblog?! that’s so wrong! (and here i thought maybe you were just ignoring me all along ) sorry, yaar, i don’t know what’s up. *shakes fist at blogger & the USELESS enetation commenting system* wait ’til i switch to wordpress; THAT’LL show ‘em!
sorry for the technical difficulties. carry on, soldiers!
Wed Feb 14, 07:59:00 PM
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Anonymous said…
ROFLMAO!!
Phantom Lover
Thu Feb 15, 06:03:00 PM
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just a girl said…
Loosha, shukran, I think, lol!!
Yasmine, your comment section won’t let me add any comments…Of course I wouldn’t ignore you! Crazy girl. Let me know when technical difficulties are finished. WordPress, eh? John recently switched over because of the problems he was having…so far, I guess I’ve been lucky. Fingers crossed 
xox
m
Sat Feb 17, 02:59:00 PM
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