The world's largest banana...
...is what I've just eaten. It took me an approximate 48 minutes to finish it and at minute 32 I quite nearly passed out.
My body and mind kept screaming: TAKE A NAP. TAKE A NAP. YOU WANT TO TAKE A NAP.
I knew it was big when I couldn't fit it into my duffle bag, but I never anticipated the length of time it would take me to eat the entire thing. I think it's safe to say that I won't be eating another banana for quite some time.
In other news, NYC may be buried beneath too much snow and so I have sent Sharshoora the world's second largest banana in case they are housebound. If all goes as planned, The Banana should last until Spring.
My body and mind kept screaming: TAKE A NAP. TAKE A NAP. YOU WANT TO TAKE A NAP.
I knew it was big when I couldn't fit it into my duffle bag, but I never anticipated the length of time it would take me to eat the entire thing. I think it's safe to say that I won't be eating another banana for quite some time.
In other news, NYC may be buried beneath too much snow and so I have sent Sharshoora the world's second largest banana in case they are housebound. If all goes as planned, The Banana should last until Spring.
Labels: Dork
posted by just a girl at 3:03 PM
9 Comments:
LOLLOL!! I TOTALLY know the bananas you are talking about I see them EVERYWHERE and their the size of a sled, LOL!!!!
Send her a shovel, too!!
maria
don't you realize the CRAZY internet traffic you're going to get from the key words in this post?!?! it's not worth it maha, it's not worth it.
Sometimes a banana is JUST a banana...unless it's a kumquat.
maha gobbles her bananas proudly, and with flair.
Oh my God maria, they ARE the size of a sled; I'm eyeing one right now and am scared to start eating it because I know I won't sleep if I start!
Anjum, anything to bring more traffic! I am a traffic wh*re. See, the asterix doesn't let the crazy search engines find this place ;)
p.s. Tell Yasmine I can't comment on her blog; it won't let me!
LOL LOL LOL MO! And p.s. we need catch up time. You haven't blogged in a cat's age. Where have you been?
Michelle, I love that our senses of humour remain as those of two 4 year olds ;)
xox,
m, p.s. girl this night.
lak 3anjad innik wa7de majnoona, bassi damek khafeeeeeeef w bit3a2di ;)
looooooooooosha!
you can't comment on my weblog?! that's so wrong! (and here i thought maybe you were just ignoring me all along ;)) sorry, yaar, i don't know what's up. *shakes fist at blogger & the USELESS enetation commenting system* wait 'til i switch to wordpress; THAT'LL show 'em!
sorry for the technical difficulties. carry on, soldiers!
ROFLMAO!!
Phantom Lover
Loosha, shukran, I think, lol!!
Yasmine, your comment section won't let me add any comments...Of course I wouldn't ignore you! Crazy girl. Let me know when technical difficulties are finished. Wordpress, eh? John recently switched over because of the problems he was having...so far, I guess I've been lucky. Fingers crossed :)
xox
m
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