Strawberries!!
M: "I love strawberries."
A: "I think I'll plant some, then."
M: "They grow beneath, right?"
A: "Beneath...the sky...? Yes. They. Do."
M: "Nooooo. Beneeeeath..."
A staring at me, as though I were mentally challenged, which, perhaps, I often times appear to be.
A: "No. You're thinking of potatoes."
M: "Ooooooh", while laughing hysterically and nearly falling out of my chair.
A: "You are perfect."
I must really brush up on my farming. Because growing strawberries amounts to farming, n'est pas?
A: "I think I'll plant some, then."
M: "They grow beneath, right?"
A: "Beneath...the sky...? Yes. They. Do."
M: "Nooooo. Beneeeeath..."
A staring at me, as though I were mentally challenged, which, perhaps, I often times appear to be.
A: "No. You're thinking of potatoes."
M: "Ooooooh", while laughing hysterically and nearly falling out of my chair.
A: "You are perfect."
I must really brush up on my farming. Because growing strawberries amounts to farming, n'est pas?
Labels: Dork, Relationships
posted by just a girl at 9:55 AM
9 Comments:
Some of my favorite strawberry jokes:
Why were the little strawberries upset?...Because they were in a JAM!
What do strawberries wear to bed?... Their JAMmies!
Where do strawberries like to go for vacation?... JAMaica!
Want is the most common injury among strawberries?... JAMs!
What do you call a strawberry party?... A JAMboree!
What did the Jamaican strawberry say?... "We be JAMmin' Mon!"
What do you call a strawberry in a suitcase?... JAM packed!
What do you get when you put strawberries in your socks?... Toe JAM!
What is a strawberries favorite instrument?... A JAMbourine!
What do call a bunch of little strawberries in their cars?... A traffic JAM!
Totally unrelated to your strawberry story.
Guess who Gerard Butler is dating?
Naomi Campbell!
That is definitely a sign the man has some inner demons.
But on the positive side, he is a UN kind of guy.
My apologies for the unrelated smut.
LOL! Maha this story's awesome and you ARE PERFECT.
Fucking Naomi Campbell? She'll beat him up. What a CAOW! Bitch may be hot but he's a jackass for dating her!
Who are you anonymous? Keep that smut comin!
LOL!! I JUST GOT YOUR COMMENT ABOUT HIM BEING A UN GUY! He needs an asian next. And then a man!
Tommy
Am I the only American representin' da USA? Anyway, I need to read this blog more for me to understand the code words etc.
I am Vikram, by the way. I live in California. The only reason I Maha's blog was because she mentioned Zinedine Zidane. Anyway, as one of our greatest generals said: I shall return!
I think "A" is pretty perfect too.
Miss you my darling. You owe me a phone call. Saturday's bad, Sunday better.
Hi Tommy,
I'm glad you enjoy the smut too!
I found this blog through an unrelated google search and I love it!
B
Mo I agree I think this "A" appears pretty perfect. I hope it's a man, heh!
Maha you're a spaz and that does make you perfect ;)
B you're new here. Bring on the smut, we love smut! And LOL on the Gerry getting hit by naomi, maybe she'll throw her cell phone at him. Awesome.
hugsies,
maria
hey Saad, thanks for the jokes! Who know there would be such an arsenal, 3anjad!!
Hello and welcome to the unrelated smut giver, your line about UN kind of guy is hilarious - NAomi Campbell, eh? Wow. Maybe she's misunderstood...or something. I hope he double bags it now that there will be a bazillion women throwing their a**es at him everywhere he goes :)
Naomi's hot so I can totally see where he's going with that!
LOL Tommy something tells me you wouldn't be too averse to volunteering for the 'and then a man' position in terms of Gerry Butler. You'Re insane, I swear.
Hi Vik & welcome! I think there are quite a few Americans here -- there are definitely many who blurk...if there are code words you don't understand, just ask and I'm sure someone here will explain if I don't have the time to do so immediately :)
Zizou rocks.
xoxo Mo.
xox
m
This is quite sweet and funny.
To anonymous: I don't think Gerry Butler is dating her. Has it been confirmed?
Colleen
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