Why were the little strawberries upset?…Because they were in a JAM!

What do strawberries wear to bed?… Their JAMmies!

Where do strawberries like to go for vacation?… JAMaica!

Want is the most common injury among strawberries?… JAMs!

What do you call a strawberry party?… A JAMboree!

What did the Jamaican strawberry say?… “We be JAMmin’ Mon!”

What do you call a strawberry in a suitcase?… JAM packed!

What do you get when you put strawberries in your socks?… Toe JAM!

What is a strawberries favorite instrument?… A JAMbourine!

What do call a bunch of little strawberries in their cars?… A traffic JAM!

Thu Mar 29, 10:04:00 AM
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Anonymous said…
Totally unrelated to your strawberry story.

Guess who Gerard Butler is dating?
Naomi Campbell!
That is definitely a sign the man has some inner demons.
But on the positive side, he is a UN kind of guy.

My apologies for the unrelated smut.

Thu Mar 29, 03:49:00 PM
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Tommy of The Gays said…
LOL! Maha this story’s awesome and you ARE PERFECT.

Fucking Naomi Campbell? She’ll beat him up. What a CAOW! Bitch may be hot but he’s a jackass for dating her!

Who are you anonymous? Keep that smut comin!

LOL!! I JUST GOT YOUR COMMENT ABOUT HIM BEING A UN GUY! He needs an asian next. And then a man!

Tommy

Thu Mar 29, 03:55:00 PM
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Vik said…
Am I the only American representin’ da USA? Anyway, I need to read this blog more for me to understand the code words etc.
I am Vikram, by the way. I live in California. The only reason I Maha’s blog was because she mentioned Zinedine Zidane. Anyway, as one of our greatest generals said: I shall return!

Thu Mar 29, 06:59:00 PM
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Mo said…
I think “A” is pretty perfect too.

Miss you my darling. You owe me a phone call. Saturday’s bad, Sunday better.

Fri Mar 30, 05:12:00 PM
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Anonymous said…
Hi Tommy,
I’m glad you enjoy the smut too!
I found this blog through an unrelated google search and I love it!
B

Sat Mar 31, 01:38:00 PM
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Maria Calvo said…
Mo I agree I think this “A” appears pretty perfect. I hope it’s a man, heh!

Maha you’re a spaz and that does make you perfect

B you’re new here. Bring on the smut, we love smut! And LOL on the Gerry getting hit by naomi, maybe she’ll throw her cell phone at him. Awesome.

hugsies,
maria

Tue Apr 03, 01:11:00 PM
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just a girl said…
hey Saad, thanks for the jokes! Who know there would be such an arsenal, 3anjad!!

Hello and welcome to the unrelated smut giver, your line about UN kind of guy is hilarious – NAomi Campbell, eh? Wow. Maybe she’s misunderstood…or something. I hope he double bags it now that there will be a bazillion women throwing their a**es at him everywhere he goes

Naomi’s hot so I can totally see where he’s going with that!

LOL Tommy something tells me you wouldn’t be too averse to volunteering for the ‘and then a man’ position in terms of Gerry Butler. You’Re insane, I swear.

Hi Vik & welcome! I think there are quite a few Americans here — there are definitely many who blurk…if there are code words you don’t understand, just ask and I’m sure someone here will explain if I don’t have the time to do so immediately

Zizou rocks.

xoxo Mo.

xox
m

Wed Apr 11, 11:29:00 AM
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Colleen said…
This is quite sweet and funny.

To anonymous: I don’t think Gerry Butler is dating her. Has it been confirmed?

Colleen

Thu Apr 12, 09:15:00 PM