It helps that you look like her, Maha.

Katherine Heigl? She’s a SPAZ and she’s trying SO SO SO desperately to be Marilyn Monroe these days. I swear to G-d (heh!) she sets the feminist movement back a million years. Her teeth are gigantic. -lily

Fri Feb 29, 04:49:00 PM
Anonymous said…
This “(“If They Ain’t Christian, If They Ain’t White, If They Ain’t Hete-row, Then They Ain’t Right Y’all”)” is killer. LOL!!!! -lily

Fri Feb 29, 04:50:00 PM
Maria Calvo said…
Oh holy shit!!!!

Your Huckabee rhyme is “cracktastic”, missy!

Your Heigl gigantic teeth comment is cracktastic-er, lol!!!!!!!!

Maria

Fri Feb 29, 05:16:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Angelina’s smokin’ hot!

If I coulfn’t see you, I would have believed your ocmment about Izzy was because you were jealous. But you’re smokin’ hot and you’re crazy smart and you’re crazier confident.

Why aren’t you in Hollywood?

Sat Mar 01, 12:29:00 AM
Anonymous said…
Angelina is a beauty and she’s got the talent and the brains to back that up – it’s a rarity not only in Hollywood, but in general. The combination, or what we’d call as the “whole package” doesn’t happen very often.

That’s a great rhyme
Thomas

Sat Mar 01, 10:57:00 PM