The Most Interesting Way to Find Me

This is a new category that discusses the most interesting search engine results leading people to this interWeb home.

This first I am inclined to believe is a reflection of someone's really strange fetish (is there any other sort?), because they searched for: female one small bald spot on top of head.

Note the specificity of the number ('one'), the size ('small') and the location ('top'). Because we're not here searching for a completely bald female, or one who has several bald spots, or one large bald spot on the back of her head, or even a multitude of baby bald spots on the sides of her head. Just give this individual one small bald spot on top, please. Interesting and an excellent use of search engine technology. (The more specific, the better.)

Dumb-Ass Mention: To the woman querying her full name + 'threesome'. JUST STOP.

Honorary Mention: To the individual who found me by way of Googling should I wear a Speedo to Bikram, then the following two things: First. Thank you. Thank you for not intrinsically thinking that it's ok, nay necessary, to wear a Speedo anywhere but on a French beach to Bikram. I applaud that you've taken the initiative to actually ponder this because your mere pondering makes me believe that when you thought 'Bikram + Speedo', something inside of your head protested and that makes you a very good person. And second, the answer to your question is: No, my friend. No, you should not wear a Speedo to Bikram.