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FYI: Gerry’s a boy with boy parts.

Searching for: “pictures of females really pulling mens b*lls”
Please note the “really”, because we don’t want pictures of female slackers to turn up – we want women who think they’re playing with an elastic band and their respective little b*tches.

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Is bomb code for something?

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You don’t. That’s why you’re to keep your abdomen muscles tight at all times; having nothing at all to do with ‘core strength’, I’m now convinced it’s to lessen the gas emissions in yoga classes the world over.

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