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Searching for: "has gerry butler asked someone to marry her"
FYI: Gerry's a boy with boy parts.
Searching for: "pictures of females really pulling mens b*lls"
Please note the "really", because we don't want pictures of female slackers to turn up - we want women who think they're playing with an elastic band and their respective little b*tches.
Searching for: "female in a bikini top sitting on a bomb"
Is bomb code for something?
Searching for: "how to stop yoga making you fart"
You don't. That's why you're to keep your abdomen muscles tight at all times; having nothing at all to do with 'core strength', I'm now convinced it's to lessen the gas emissions in yoga classes the world over.
FYI: Gerry's a boy with boy parts.
Searching for: "pictures of females really pulling mens b*lls"
Please note the "really", because we don't want pictures of female slackers to turn up - we want women who think they're playing with an elastic band and their respective little b*tches.
Searching for: "female in a bikini top sitting on a bomb"
Is bomb code for something?
Searching for: "how to stop yoga making you fart"
You don't. That's why you're to keep your abdomen muscles tight at all times; having nothing at all to do with 'core strength', I'm now convinced it's to lessen the gas emissions in yoga classes the world over.
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posted by just a girl at 12:03 PM
5 Comments:
These sit between the ridiculous and the insane!
Thanks for sharing, Maha :)
Colleen
Thanks for the laugh.
Although the yoga one might be a real concern. Some people at my studio seem to have that problem too. A little too much information? Maybe.
Ha! These are excellent. The one about the b@lls is disturbing.
Thomas
People have some weird sick fetishes!! The "respective bitches" part is dead on.....too many freaky men these days and women who will oblige. A nice common screw is hard to find :P -lily
I missed this post!! I LOVE this new category! Fucking BRILLIANT and people are such idiots!!!!!! LOL to your comments about the "slackers" ;)
Maria
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