Unlike mama, I’ve never been one for foliage. I’ve tried having plants in the past, but like my goldfish, I’ve killed them all.

Last year, I took an interest in a situation that had an interest in plants and gardens, which led me to a thorough enjoyment of Green and all of the chemistry involved within.

It also made me ask some questions about Islam and nature / environment and I was quite satiated to find that there are over 700 verses in the Quran that discuss the environment, our link to it, and our duty to protect it.

Furthermore, there are many hadiths that discuss Muhammad’s (pbuh) many references to nature, my favourite being: “Whoever plants a tree and looks after it with care, until it matures and becomes productive, will be rewarded in the Hereafter” because I need all the help I can get in my effort to make it to Heaven and so if there’s anything I can do to give me a better grade, I’m all over it. (I’m so excited to share with you my recent discovery that I’m almost hyperventilating; Please click here.)

Since arriving in my new place of work, I’ve been looking at my office space and noticing that it’s missing Green.

I made My New Friends over three weeks ago and I’m still scared because I don’t want to kill Them. Luckily, it appears that it’s only Penelope who seems to be going to sleep – quite likely never to wake up again. In my defence, I believe I was over-reaching when I decided to purchase a phalaenopsis amabilis. (Two words that I can’t pronounce but provide me the aura of a Hogwarts student and who doesn’t want that?)

I have looked up and studied care instructions because not only do I not want to kill My New Friends, but I don’t want to hurt Them, either.

A couple of tricks I’ve learned from television, such as: chatting with My New Friends in the mornings. I come in relatively early and so there’s no one around to hear me as I tell My New Friends about my evenings.

I purchased a spritzer / schwooscher that mists out water, because that’s what They enjoy. Isn’t that great? The woman who introduced me to Them for an arm and a leg said “mist their leaves. The leaves like that”. After paying very close attention to the sounds made by the leaves, I can now confirm that They are a composite of really small beings that laugh and giggle when it mists all over them exactly the opposite of me, because mist makes my hair fizzy. In case you’re wondering, I mist Them each morning as we have our chat.

Please wave to:

Penelope, my Orchid (Phalaenopsis amabilis)
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Hussy, my Calla Lily (Zantedeschia aethiopica)
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Kuan-Yin, my Chinese Evergreen (Aglaonema pseudobracteatum)
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If you stand next to the sunshine, they’ll wave back at you (except perhaps Kuan-Yin who prefers his quiet and usually in the dark ‘alone’ time).

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