Comments on: Groundhogs don’t vibrate http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/2008/04/groundhogs-dont-vibrate My motley identities are giving me a wedgie Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:00:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: one female canuck http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/2008/04/groundhogs-dont-vibrate/comment-page-1#comment-4058 one female canuck Wed, 05 Oct 2011 16:59:01 +0000 http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/content/2008/04/groundhogs-dont-vibrate.html#comment-4058 11 Comments: Anonymous said... What the hell is "Vibrating"??? Sounds like something Oprah would mention! This is funny that you're trying to get a groundhog. They're a mess to collect. You may find that you won't have a choice but to trap it because they're crafty little beasts! I don't know how to garden and I don't know what a hosta is. That other patch looks really nice, though. Next weekend, blast some satanic sounding music ;) -lily Are you back? Tue Apr 29, 10:20:00 AM ========== Maria Calvo said... HA HA!!! You're fighting a groundhog!! Good luck with that, Maha! Your garden is pretty :) Please post pictures while it grows! I'm so excited because I know something for once! Lily, "vibrating" is all about making your energy stronger and happier so that you put that good energy into the world. When you vibrate at a higher frequency, you're happier and better and kinder! and nicer! and stronger! and more productive! ~~HOARF~~ It's not surprising that such shit's caught on in North America where people like Dr Phil and Oprah are uber popular - it's another lame bandaid solution that has nothing to do with reality, and hey! We are the kings and queens of running away from reality! We invented that shit, thank you very much. It doesn't force you to acknowledge or own or understand who you are, it just glosses everything over and tells you you're fine just the way that you are. It's a complete scam but with enough pathetic people to buy it. hugs, Maria Tue Apr 29, 01:43:00 PM ========== Anonymous said... Hilarious! Good luck getting rid of 'Evil' :) I never knew Canada was a part of the Bible Belt ;) Thomas Tue Apr 29, 03:34:00 PM ========== Anonymous said... My second comment to your often hilarious site, the first being on the big she hillary and Iran. (I must admit I comment so infrequently to the sites I visit, that I still feel more of a voyeur than a participant). On the topic at hand, my mother has a similar rodent problem with squirrels. She has used the 'humane' traps, balancing on a stool as she slides their bulk into the garage crawl space. Once captured, they are released 50 feet down at the end of the cul de sac. Quite effective. Anyway, they have seen a bit of the world before they return home. I tried explaining that the squirrels are taking advantage of her (mocking her really) shaking their furry rumps in her direction as they scurry through the walls. And defecating in there. And fornicating too. Without benefit of a marriage license. (Maybe this is a matter your neighbors are qualified to address with the savages. So little effort has been spent trying to convert other species to fundamental Christianity, it really is a shame.). My mother's response is a dismissive, "I have just taken an unexpected swallow of clotted, curdled milk, but years of depression-era training has stifled my gag reflex" kind of face, and I know that my concerns have been duly noted. I now accept that my mother (widowed) and the squirrels are happy together. I'll deal with them eventually with my own brand of justice, presuming my mother and the squirrels don't outlive me. MGB from great and grand commonwealth of massachusetts. PS If you read this and post on the koran again shortly, a recommendation for an annotated, translation would be appreciated greatly. Tue Apr 29, 03:59:00 PM ========== just a girl said... Lily - I am as back as I can be, based on my psycho schedule. I will try to post a little more often - I have so many posts begun but not complete. Stupid. Anyway, google 'vibrate enlightenment' and read to your heart's content. It won't appeal to you - I know you enough to know it will make you laugh your ass off. Consider yourself warned. Maria's got the core of it. Thanks, Maria!! You're always a brilliant contribution to this blog :) ALWAYS! Thomas - Canada is becoming more and more like the Bible Belt every day. I was riding down the street and was nearly run over by a van that read: JESUS IS LORD. If I'd had my balance, I would have tapped on the window and asked them if they liked Mohammed, my favourite man ;) GREETINGS MGB from great and grand commonwealth of massachusetts! How wonderful that you are engaging in the comments :) Welcome...again! Your story about your mother is hilarious!! I especially appreciate this: "And fornicating too. Without benefit of a marriage license." Brilliant :) As for your most excellent Q about Islam! (YAY!) I would recommend you take a peek at my Learn About Islam Page: http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/2005/01/learn-about-islam.html I've learned that reading the Quran as a starting point is relatively difficult. SO...I recommend instead that you read about Islam by: Hamza Yusuf (check him out on YouTube) Zaid Shakir Jeffrey Lang's Struggling to Surrender & Even Angels Ask Tariq Ramadan's In the Footsteps of the Prophet As for a translated copy of the Quran (into English) almost all Muslims will tell you that it's: The Holy Quran: Text, translation & commentary by Abdullah Yusuf Ali Let me know if you go through anything and if you have any questions. Whatever I can't answer, I will search out for you and then get back to you. (Honestly, please be careful to not Google >> there are MANY sites out there that pretend to be Muslim, but they are not. WORSE is that there are many sites out there by well meaning and ridiculously STUPID Muslims who havent' a f*cking clue what they're talking about. I'm not one of them :)) To all: (1) I will keep posting pics of the garden stuff. (2) I will keep you updated on Evil! xox to all, m Tue Apr 29, 07:21:00 PM ========== Tommy of The Gays said... Hey bitch! It's been a while but I'm BAAAACK! You look hotter every day. I hate you. You're still funny. UGH! My ex boyfriend read books all the time about vibrating! Bitch couldn't be Catholic anymore because he was A Gay so he turned to Buddha. GROSS. LOVE YOU! Tommy of The Gays Wed Apr 30, 10:23:00 AM ========== Maria Calvo said... TOMMY!!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!!!! Can't believe you would EVER date a guy who reads about Vibrating, lol!!!!! HUGS, Maria Wed Apr 30, 01:59:00 PM ========== momosanla said... You go get 'em! By the way, that picture of Evil is actually a prarie dog. This is a ground hog: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Closeup_groundhog.jpg. Mon May 05, 10:37:00 PM ========== Maria Calvo said... Momosanla: The groundhog looks like a rat while the prairie dog looks like a squirrel? Are they considered rodents?? hugs, Maria Tue May 06, 03:22:00 PM ========== momosanla said... Yes Maria I believe that are. Tomorrow on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom: tarantula's: nature's misunderstood nice guy. Wed May 07, 12:41:00 AM ========== just a girl said... WELCOME BACK TOMMY!!!! Your meaness and hysterics have been missed ;) Sorry to hear about your ex boyfriend. Was he "The Love Guru" (can't WAIT to see that movie!) because I think I dated that guy, too ;) Super Mo - I am pleasently surprised that you know the difference. Can you photoshop me an image of a groundhog with artillery??? LOL!!! "Mutual of Omaha" = MO! I love it :) xox Mon May 26, 07:38:00 PM 11 Comments:
Anonymous said…
What the hell is “Vibrating”??? Sounds like something Oprah would mention!

This is funny that you’re trying to get a groundhog. They’re a mess to collect. You may find that you won’t have a choice but to trap it because they’re crafty little beasts!

I don’t know how to garden and I don’t know what a hosta is. That other patch looks really nice, though.

Next weekend, blast some satanic sounding music ;) -lily Are you back?

Tue Apr 29, 10:20:00 AM
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Maria Calvo said…
HA HA!!! You’re fighting a groundhog!! Good luck with that, Maha!

Your garden is pretty :)
Please post pictures while it grows!

I’m so excited because I know something for once! Lily, “vibrating” is all about making your energy stronger and happier so that you put that good energy into the world. When you vibrate at a higher frequency, you’re happier and better and kinder! and nicer! and stronger! and more productive! ~~HOARF~~

It’s not surprising that such shit’s caught on in North America where people like Dr Phil and Oprah are uber popular – it’s another lame bandaid solution that has nothing to do with reality, and hey! We are the kings and queens of running away from reality! We invented that shit, thank you very much.

It doesn’t force you to acknowledge or own or understand who you are, it just glosses everything over and tells you you’re fine just the way that you are.

It’s a complete scam but with enough pathetic people to buy it.

hugs,
Maria

Tue Apr 29, 01:43:00 PM
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Anonymous said…
Hilarious! Good luck getting rid of ‘Evil’ :)

I never knew Canada was a part of the Bible Belt ;)

Thomas

Tue Apr 29, 03:34:00 PM
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Anonymous said…
My second comment to your often hilarious site, the first being on the big she hillary and Iran. (I must admit I comment so infrequently to the sites I visit, that I still feel more of a voyeur than a participant).

On the topic at hand, my mother has a similar rodent problem with squirrels. She has used the ‘humane’ traps, balancing on a stool as she slides their bulk into the garage crawl space. Once captured, they are released 50 feet down at the end of the cul de sac. Quite effective. Anyway, they have seen a bit of the world before they return home.

I tried explaining that the squirrels are taking advantage of her (mocking her really) shaking their furry rumps in her direction as they scurry through the walls. And defecating in there. And fornicating too. Without benefit of a marriage license. (Maybe this is a matter your neighbors are qualified to address with the savages. So little effort has been spent trying to convert other species to fundamental Christianity, it really is a shame.). My mother’s response is a dismissive, “I have just taken an unexpected swallow of clotted, curdled milk, but years of depression-era training has stifled my gag reflex” kind of face, and I know that my concerns have been duly noted. I now accept that my mother (widowed) and the squirrels are happy together. I’ll deal with them eventually with my own brand of justice, presuming my mother and the squirrels don’t outlive me.

MGB from great and grand commonwealth of massachusetts.

PS If you read this and post on the koran again shortly, a recommendation for an annotated, translation would be appreciated greatly.

Tue Apr 29, 03:59:00 PM
==========

just a girl said…
Lily – I am as back as I can be, based on my psycho schedule. I will try to post a little more often – I have so many posts begun but not complete. Stupid.

Anyway, google ‘vibrate enlightenment’ and read to your heart’s content. It won’t appeal to you – I know you enough to know it will make you laugh your ass off. Consider yourself warned.

Maria’s got the core of it. Thanks, Maria!! You’re always a brilliant contribution to this blog :) ALWAYS!

Thomas – Canada is becoming more and more like the Bible Belt every day. I was riding down the street and was nearly run over by a van that read: JESUS IS LORD. If I’d had my balance, I would have tapped on the window and asked them if they liked Mohammed, my favourite man ;)

GREETINGS MGB from great and grand commonwealth of massachusetts! How wonderful that you are engaging in the comments :) Welcome…again!

Your story about your mother is hilarious!! I especially appreciate this: “And fornicating too. Without benefit of a marriage license.” Brilliant :)

As for your most excellent Q about Islam! (YAY!) I would recommend you take a peek at my Learn About Islam Page: http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/2005/01/learn-about-islam.html

I’ve learned that reading the Quran as a starting point is relatively difficult. SO…I recommend instead that you read about Islam by:

Hamza Yusuf (check him out on YouTube)

Zaid Shakir

Jeffrey Lang’s
Struggling to Surrender

&
Even Angels Ask

Tariq Ramadan’s In the Footsteps of the Prophet

As for a translated copy of the Quran (into English) almost all Muslims will tell you that it’s: The Holy Quran: Text, translation & commentary by Abdullah Yusuf Ali

Let me know if you go through anything and if you have any questions. Whatever I can’t answer, I will search out for you and then get back to you. (Honestly, please be careful to not Google >> there are MANY sites out there that pretend to be Muslim, but they are not. WORSE is that there are many sites out there by well meaning and ridiculously STUPID Muslims who havent’ a f*cking clue what they’re talking about. I’m not one of them :) )

To all:
(1) I will keep posting pics of the garden stuff.
(2) I will keep you updated on Evil!

xox to all,
m

Tue Apr 29, 07:21:00 PM
==========

Tommy of The Gays said…
Hey bitch! It’s been a while but I’m BAAAACK!

You look hotter every day. I hate you. You’re still funny. UGH!

My ex boyfriend read books all the time about vibrating! Bitch couldn’t be Catholic anymore because he was A Gay so he turned to Buddha. GROSS.

LOVE YOU!
Tommy of The Gays

Wed Apr 30, 10:23:00 AM
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Maria Calvo said…
TOMMY!!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!

Can’t believe you would EVER date a guy who reads about Vibrating, lol!!!!!

HUGS,
Maria

Wed Apr 30, 01:59:00 PM
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momosanla said…
You go get ‘em! By the way, that picture of Evil is actually a prarie dog. This is a ground hog: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Closeup_groundhog.jpg.

Mon May 05, 10:37:00 PM
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Maria Calvo said…
Momosanla: The groundhog looks like a rat while the prairie dog looks like a squirrel? Are they considered rodents??

hugs,
Maria

Tue May 06, 03:22:00 PM
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momosanla said…
Yes Maria I believe that are.

Tomorrow on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom: tarantula’s: nature’s misunderstood nice guy.

Wed May 07, 12:41:00 AM
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just a girl said…
WELCOME BACK TOMMY!!!! Your meaness and hysterics have been missed ;)

Sorry to hear about your ex boyfriend.

Was he “The Love Guru” (can’t WAIT to see that movie!) because I think I dated that guy, too ;)

Super Mo – I am pleasently surprised that you know the difference. Can you photoshop me an image of a groundhog with artillery???

LOL!!! “Mutual of Omaha” = MO! I love it :)

xox

Mon May 26, 07:38:00 PM

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