“random female ass”
I guess s/he was bored of the specific one they’ve carried around for the last x amount of years.

“secrets about boys every girl should know”
There’s only one secret that matters, and it is: Boys Lie.

“he she her Ibiza met attracted went ate tried liked love came over”
you him her internet bad repellant fool go away.

“HAS A NYONE WASHED THE IKEA SLIP COVERS”
I’LL TELL Y OU BUT ONLY IF YOU STOP YELLING.

“who is gerald butler’s girlfriend”
Who is geraLd butler?

“he touches my hair”
Uhm. I guess this is alright so long as (a) his hands are clean; (2) he is a friend; and, (3) he pats and does not tug or pull or twist or rip or drag.

“extra large woman absolutely no porn”
You are weird. (Absolutely no question about it.)

(I am battling with a groundhog; real actual entry coming very very soon…)

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