Maha: “Are you going to eat that lemon on your cola, ‘cus if you’re not, then can I have it?”
T: “GOD NO! I watched a show on lemons and they’re completely covered in e.coli and disgusting bacteria and people pick them up and drop them in the washrooms and on floors and restaurants never wash them because they’re covered in a peel! There are so many horrible diseases you can catch from lemons, it’s amazing and really sort of UGH just gross and filthy I can’t even see one without thinking about disease and it’s almost touching my cola! GROSS!”

(pause)

Maha: “So. Uhm…are you going to eat that lemon, ‘cus if you’re not…”
T: “Just take the damn lemon, already.”
Maha: “yay. shhh.”

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