Conversation snippet
Maha: "Are you going to eat that lemon on your cola, 'cus if you're not, then can I have it?"
T: "GOD NO! I watched a show on lemons and they're completely covered in e.coli and disgusting bacteria and people pick them up and drop them in the washrooms and on floors and restaurants never wash them because they're covered in a peel! There are so many horrible diseases you can catch from lemons, it's amazing and really sort of UGH just gross and filthy I can't even see one without thinking about disease and it's almost touching my cola! GROSS!"
(pause)
Maha: "So. Uhm...are you going to eat that lemon, 'cus if you're not..."
T: "Just take the damn lemon, already."
Maha: "yay. shhh."
T: "GOD NO! I watched a show on lemons and they're completely covered in e.coli and disgusting bacteria and people pick them up and drop them in the washrooms and on floors and restaurants never wash them because they're covered in a peel! There are so many horrible diseases you can catch from lemons, it's amazing and really sort of UGH just gross and filthy I can't even see one without thinking about disease and it's almost touching my cola! GROSS!"
(pause)
Maha: "So. Uhm...are you going to eat that lemon, 'cus if you're not..."
T: "Just take the damn lemon, already."
Maha: "yay. shhh."
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posted by just a girl at 10:05 PM
7 Comments:
lol - what will happen to my lemon tea that I drink???
Does the e-coli die in boiling water???
hahahahaha!
LOWVE you, maha!
just as much as i lowve lemons, too!
HIGHFIVE!
I think I just pissed myself laughing too hard :D -lily
If the world gives you lemons, make lemonade! :) I figure everything will either kill you or be covered in something that'll kill you, so I live by 2 rules:
1. Everything in moderation
2. Injesting something 'risky' helps me build up my immunity so if there's some global pandemic, I'll survive...like cockroaches.
3. 5 second rule. Anything dropped on the floor...if you pick it up within 5 seconds it's still OK to eat.
...OK so that's 3 rules. lol
Sumaira, I think you're safe to eat / drink the lemon :)
I did, and mine wasn't boiled...
Yasmino, LOVE you, too, baby! Dude - you are superbly prolific!! What a fantastic entry...you've made me hungry.
HIGHFIVE!
Anon, :)
Lisa, I agree with your two-three rules :), most especially no 2! I figure it helps us out to eat bacteria every once in a while ;)
xox
m
This is quite hilarious. Thanks for the short entry and looking forward to more of the same!
Thomas
LOL!!!! I'm so happy to see you've been posting!!!!
I'm just reading the shorter ones and I'll be back tomorrow morning to read and comment on the logner ones :)
I hope you keep blogging!
hugs,
Maria
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