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"you love your girlfriend but she when you do be his friend"
your grammar be when it is with the illin' really bad amigo.

"pantaloons pattern for petite ladies"
NO.

"what does a man mean when he calls you sweetie"
It means he's in love with you and wants to marry you. Please feel free to start shopping for a wedding dress.

"groundhog female color"
EVIL.

"onion under armbit"
Hello, Arab.

"how to be the alpha male like tyler durden"
Sweetheart. If you need to ask that question, please understand that you'll never be able to fulfill the answer.

"are libra women true whores?"
No. We're 'whore' of the False variety. (& p.s. WTF?)

"do guys like to touch hair"
Yes. But only that of the "libra women true whore" sort.

"what does a typical libra female look like"
Look for the female with the two large scales on either side of her body.

"trumping pigs"
Really? Where? I'd like to see them, too, please.

"donkey flipbook"
ha ha ha. That's just funny and I'm going to use that in a sentence soon. (At work in a meeting with the senior executives.)

There is a real and complete blog entry coming soon! Thanks for your patience and all of your wonderful and kind and hilarious emails.