Comments on: What defines “athlete”? http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/2008/06/black-t-shirt My motley identities are giving me a wedgie Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:00:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: one female canuck http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/2008/06/black-t-shirt/comment-page-1#comment-2965 one female canuck Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:22:57 +0000 http://www.onefemalecanuck.com/content/2008/06/the-black-t-shirt.html#comment-2965 6 Comments: yasmine said... maha, i think you need to create an entire category for your weblog, entitled ATHLETE. please include all your boxing and krav maga posts in that category, and your musings on growing up as a rockstar figure skater (seriously! you never told us more about your figure skating! i want to read about this! multiple exclamation points!!!!), and the posts about that one sport you played last winter - something about ice pucks? something? what the hell was that crazy sport with the rocks and the broomsticks?! i can't remember now, and it's killing me. and now i can't stop laughing and i'm sitting in freakin' Star(f)ucks and i think people are giving me weird looks. i hate this coffeeshop. why am i even here? alright, my favorite line from this post (among soo many others): I considered Krav Maga'ing her into submission and stealing the t-shirt, but figured that she'd come after me. bwahahahahaha also: the part about being palestinian and throwing rocks better. ahh. sigh. dammit, you mean after all your roundabout questioning, she never TOLD you how she got the tshirt?! dammit, maha, you shoulda boxed her into submission! Fri Jun 13, 06:07:00 PM yasmine said... maybe you shoulda choked her with your hairS instead. Fri Jun 13, 06:08:00 PM lily said... Ahahaahaha!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree with Yasmine!! You need to create a new category called ATHLETE! This is just fucking hiliarious, Maha!!!! My favorite lines: "I considered Krav Maga'ing her into submission and stealing the t-shirt, but figured that she'd come after me." "(Really creepy since I was wearing a towel and standing too close for comfort to the nice lady.)" "I'm just a Palestinian and although I can probably throw a rock better than you, I don't think that qualifies me as an athlete and SO I am not really technically allowed to OWN the black t-shirt " OMG!!! LOL!!!! Your coaches must LOVE you!!!!!!!!! GO TEAM MAHA!!!!! -lily Sun Jun 15, 08:15:00 AM Maria Calvo said... HAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE ATHLETE CANUCK, FEMALE, DORK. Maha, I love you! Your posts always bring the biggest smiles to my face :) (Yasmine, 'Star(f)ucks is hilarious!! hugs, Maria Sun Jun 15, 10:05:00 PM Anonymous said... Why haven't you ever stood creepily close to me, wearing only a towel and flipflops? ;) Funny stuff, Mish. x Tue Jun 17, 08:24:00 AM Thomas said... I would love to see an ATHLETE category on here, too! How is your endeavour going, by the way? Thomas Thu Jun 19, 11:06:00 AM 6 Comments:
yasmine said…
maha, i think you need to create an entire category for your weblog, entitled ATHLETE. please include all your boxing and krav maga posts in that category, and your musings on growing up as a rockstar figure skater (seriously! you never told us more about your figure skating! i want to read about this! multiple exclamation points!!!!), and the posts about that one sport you played last winter – something about ice pucks? something? what the hell was that crazy sport with the rocks and the broomsticks?! i can’t remember now, and it’s killing me.

and now i can’t stop laughing and i’m sitting in freakin’ Star(f)ucks and i think people are giving me weird looks. i hate this coffeeshop. why am i even here?

alright, my favorite line from this post (among soo many others):

I considered Krav Maga’ing her into submission and stealing the t-shirt, but figured that she’d come after me.

bwahahahahaha
also: the part about being palestinian and throwing rocks better. ahh. sigh.

dammit, you mean after all your roundabout questioning, she never TOLD you how she got the tshirt?! dammit, maha, you shoulda boxed her into submission!

Fri Jun 13, 06:07:00 PM
yasmine said…
maybe you shoulda choked her with your hairS instead.

Fri Jun 13, 06:08:00 PM
lily said…
Ahahaahaha!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with Yasmine!! You need to create a new category called ATHLETE!

This is just fucking hiliarious, Maha!!!! My favorite lines:

“I considered Krav Maga’ing her into submission and stealing the t-shirt, but figured that she’d come after me.”

“(Really creepy since I was wearing a towel and standing too close for comfort to the nice lady.)”

“I’m just a Palestinian and although I can probably throw a rock better than you, I don’t think that qualifies me as an athlete and SO I am not really technically allowed to OWN the black t-shirt ”

OMG!!! LOL!!!! Your coaches must LOVE you!!!!!!!!!

GO TEAM MAHA!!!!! -lily

Sun Jun 15, 08:15:00 AM
Maria Calvo said…
HAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE ATHLETE CANUCK, FEMALE, DORK.

Maha, I love you! Your posts always bring the biggest smiles to my face :)

(Yasmine, ‘Star(f)ucks is hilarious!!

hugs,
Maria

Sun Jun 15, 10:05:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Why haven’t you ever stood creepily close to me, wearing only a towel and flipflops?

;)

Funny stuff, Mish.
x

Tue Jun 17, 08:24:00 AM
Thomas said…
I would love to see an ATHLETE category on here, too!

How is your endeavour going, by the way?

Thomas

Thu Jun 19, 11:06:00 AM

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