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“Shredded”.
I am using it at random times for fun and to freak people out. The most fantastic usage to date is: “My arms are shredded because of boxing” because they’re not. They’re merely toned and yet saying that they’re “shredded” elicits the same facial expression as the one brought forth when a size 22 tells you they’re a size 10.
It’s the gigantic elephant in the room and people are scared to go near it lest it crush them with its big bum. It’s fun to watch.
“Shredded”, as in: My arms.
P.S. YAZO – I am going to create an “ATHLETE” category just for your beautiful self. HiGHFiVE!
1 Comment until now
On August 24th, 2011
one female canuck Said:
5 Comments:
lily said…
I will use it also. I will carry a picture of your arms around and tell people you’re completely “shredded”. See what happens 
-lily
Tue Jun 17, 10:54:00 AM
yasmine said…
hahahaha you know WHAT, i’ve had the word ‘shredded’ stuck in my head ever since our little exchange yesterday.
the little voice in my head is telling me, ‘get shredded arms. STAT.’
okay, so you get shredded arms by skipping rope and boxing, and kelly gets ‘em by rowing? gah. i can handle the skipping rope part. *looks hopeful*
and dude, the skipping rope business is making me all excited, actually – like a five year old. ‘let’s go play jump rope! double dutch, even!’ hahaha
is there supposed to be some sort of technique to ensure that skipping rope helps with the shredding of the arms? or you just skip rope like a five year old? i’m going to find me a jump rope today, somehow.
PS: HIGHFIVE on the ATHLETE category! things you need to talk about in upcoming category posts:
1. figure skating
2. boxing (because we can never hear too much about how bad-ass you are)
3. skipping rope
4. how’s that marathon training going? you said something about june?
Tue Jun 17, 01:47:00 PM
Maria Calvo said…
OMG! You’re insane!!!!
“Shredded”. Maha’s arms are SHREDDED, like wheat!
I CONCUR WITH YASMINE.
hugs,
Maria
Tue Jun 17, 02:52:00 PM
yasmine said…
hahaha ‘shredded wheat’! i lowve it, maria!
Tue Jun 17, 03:03:00 PM
Thomas said…
Always funny.
Good to see you posting regularly again.
Thomas
Thu Jun 19, 11:07:00 AM
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