Q after Q

“how to tell if you’ve had a boy or a girl”
If it has a peen, it’s a boy.
If it doesn’t, it’s a girl.
If it looks dumb, it’s definitely yours.

“fuck in arabic”
We usually call it: The Terrorist Jab.

“Gerard Butler dates black women?!!”
GO MCCAIN!

“fell backwards knee was bent and sat on leg”
For $800, What is a poorly performed yoga move?

“angelina jolie crotch dropper”
That would be Bradley Pitt.

“female ass and legs”
No head, please.

“what is a canuck”
It’s a duck.

“kinky things to do in london”
…as opposed to the kinky things one does…in other parts of the world, of course.

“recurring dreams of driving from back seat”
You must learn to cede control, immediately.

“can i the lyrics to the child of glass frere jacques songs”
You can to do it any which way to whom it may be possible just ask the moron trying to figure out if he had the boy or of the girl baby above.