Walking along Bloor on Saturday, I was approached by two young men, one of whom stopped in front of me and asked: “How are you today, ma’am.”
I turned to look behind me in search of “ma’am”, only to discover she was I.
“I’m well thanks. How are you?”
“I’m very good. If you have a moment, I’d like to tell you how The Book of Mormon brought me closer to Jesus Christ…”
“Actually. I’d love to hear about that – and then I’ll share with you how The Quran brought me closer to Jesus Christ. Oh! We can share and compare. It’ll be fun.”
…blank stare, then: “Well, okay, you have a good day ma’am”, and off trotted the two little Mormon boys in their black suits and black back-packs, so I sincerely asked “you don’t want to share?”, to which the other Mormon boy responded with “Is there anything else we can do for you today, ma’am?” as they continued on their way.
“No. I guess not. But maybe you could stop calling me ma’am…?”
“Good-bye, lady.”
“Good-bye, young Mormon. Muslims love Jesus…”
Please feel free to consider me your own personal amuse-bouche.
4 Comments:
Anonymous lily said…
I love that you are so frikking weird and hilarious. I wish I was there to answer on behalf of the heebs
-lily
Mon Mar 30, 04:24:00 PM
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Anonymous Maria Calvo said…
LOL!!!!!
You are such a weirdo!!!!!!!! I love this about you
Hugs,
Maria
Tue Mar 31, 02:43:00 PM
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Anonymous Thomas said…
Maha – I have been reading you for years now, and you are only getting better with age. What I would give to spend an evening just watching and listening.
You are razor-sharp.
Thomas
Wed Apr 01, 12:49:00 PM
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Anonymous Anonymous said…
I’d approach you, Mormon or not, but I wouldn’t be trying to talk to you about Jesus.
I’m not as creepy as this makes me sound
Steve
Sun Apr 05, 07:02:00 PM