Jesus dies (and then rises from the dead, much like a zombie?) and hires technicolour bunnies to deliver chocolate eggs in baskets. No?

Then how about a simple Happy Easter from Captain UnderHead & Captain Ickreybull instead.

(Captain UnderHead’s name is courtesy of Trenty who christened Nora May with the name when he saw that she had placed new underwear on her head (I merely added the ‘Captain’ part); Captain Ickreybull is Trentanese for ‘Incredible’.

I can honestly write, beyond a shadow of any doubt, that “UnderHead” is the most clever observation any child / adult has articulated in well over six months.)

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