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Have you ever thought about what your Facebook photo says about you? I think, in general, we are safe to make the massive generalization that we choose photos we believe represent us. We can expand this to include: how we wish others to know us.
This is my current FaceBook photo. Notice the subtle messages this photo conveys to my friends (and now you, 6 precious readers): (1) I eat snakes; (2) I am ALIVE; (3) I am a WEIRD GEEK; (4) I have a fantastic leather jacket (feels like butter, tastes like chicken): and, (5) I have creepy red-eyes.
My photos fence-straddle Extremely Happy Dork or Smasher Of The Stupid (fence-straddle: here, I had originally accidentally used the word ‘facilitate’, intending to use the word ‘vacillate’, only to Thesaurus.com the little b*tch and come up with the gem ‘fence-straddle’. Feel free to call me James Joyce…just make certain you call me…ruhahaw…).
These are the two Maha’s (apostrophe or no?) I am most aware of / happy with / see as my true self, and so the ones I wish to share with my friends and general fanbase of 6 readers.
(Look: It’s not like I am only jolly when stumbling around smashing random people; it is, though, that I don’t let people fuck around with me. I call people on their shit immediately, and without hesitation, even if it makes them uncomfortable because they’re wanking cry-babies. The alternative? I absorb their shit behavior and give myself an ulcer in an effort to make certain I don’t rock the boat and instead placate the asshat. No thanks.)
Right. Hold on, let me scroll up and read what my point was.
Ok. So it appears I don’t really have a point and shall instead end the above thought here, but not before I tell you that a little while back, I was seated next to a man who must have been an archaeologist because his finger was digging very far up his nose.
Hope you’re all having a lovely weekend…xoxo
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You are such a geek 
Funny, even when non linear, Maha.
Steve
I totally got lost, but when you eat snakes do you swallow them whole? or do you have to chew on them first?
Just what I needed at this moment…
a few deep chuckles.
You project a beautiful persona, Maha.
I second Margaret's comment. This post gave me a good chuckle and you do project among the most beautiful personas, Maha.
I like your 'no thanks' to placing yourself in an uncomfortable situation in order to make an "asshat" comfortable. Most "asshats" get away with poor behavior because most people don't rock the boat enough. Good for you.
Thomas
Seriously – you are taking funny pills these days. This post was wonderful – my water went up my nose, but still wonderful.
Baby J.
Hahaha! I'm a geek too and would proudly sit next to that sign. Snake eating, probably not. As for the apostrophe, that would be a "no" (the English major in me is rearing its ugly head). 
The apostrophe indicates that it belongs to Maha such as "Maha's purse" or it could mean 'Maha is' such as "Maha's coming over". Without the apostrophe it makes it plural Mahas (which the world would be a better place with!). I'll stop now, I'm rattling on like an arse! LOL
I missed this post the first time around, and I love the fact that you are way unfocussed! I snorted out loud reading this, thanks. -lily
Thank you Anonymous & Steve.
Jessyz- Either way, it still tastes like chicken! (Hello, woman – nice to see you; it has been too long! )
Margaret - Thank you so much for your kind, generous and gracious words!
Thomas - Thank you, too! And…I have no problem rocking the boat of an asshat. I don't seek it out; but when it comes at me, I can be pretty catastrophic in my response. Asshats deserve nothing less.
Snorty Baby Jane - I LOVE it! Anything to make you smile at work
Melissa- Yes, of course! I should have known that – must be my immigrant kicking in 
Thanks for the clarification, love – always welcome here…!!
Snorting Lily – Love that I have two snorters on here
xox
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LOL LOL LOL!!!!!
FUNNY and WEIRD FUNNY at that!!!!