The f*ckery began Friday when M sent me a link to an article which indicated that: (1) FNL is most definitely ending after Season 5; and, (2) Rigglett will not be in much of the final season due to scheduling conflict for some movie on Mars. (You read that right.)

Since the initial trauma of that read, I have received many hysterical emails (thank you, yes, but I beseech** you to please cease and desist) that FNL will be one Rigglett short of a full deck.

Don’t get me wrong; I love Billy Riggins, but he has (so far) this season done nothing but fail 26-pack Rigglett. By default, that means that Billy has failed me as well, since Timmy is Master of My Loins. (Q: Do I have loins or is it only men who have loins? Don’t have time to Google, so you receive full impact of the air in my head.)

Dear Billy,

Whose gonna pass Timmy his taters from now on, dumbass?
(But, I like you better with short buzzed hair (so well done there).)

xox
Maha

Until further notice, please take a deep breath and focus on the facts:

(1) There is no concrete evidence that Season 5 will in fact be the final season. There is, however, speculation that this will be the case. Speculation and fact are two very different things so chill because you are increasing my hysteria and I can only yell so many times at Baby Jane: “Friday Night Lights CAN’T END EVER. I want to be eighty watching COACH ERIC TAYLOR and his angry walker adventures“; and,
(2) The Stupid Hollywood Muppets – at DISNEY – regulating the schedule for John Carter of Green Planets and Bikini-Clad Girlies (JCGPBCG) have yet to confirm their complete and total ignorance re Tim Riggins as one of the ‘connect dots’ of FNL. Give them a chance to un-Muppet before you crucify them. They may surprise us, as Muppetts often do.

Dear Friday Night Lights Writers,

Hi.
Me again: MAHA.
The child in whose backyard Riggins is currently living? She needs to put on some pants. Immediately.

Thanks for that.
Maha

Comments closed (I am studying and pounded this out super quick; sorry for errors.).

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**Thank you, FNL Podcast for reminding me that the word ‘beseech’ exists.

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