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Category Archives: Celebrity

Taylor Kitsch Still Wears Saxx Panties for Men

I was asked to profile Taylor Kitsch. Sadly, this did not mean that we went for dinner, and I later had the chance to rate his skills. Rather, it meant…

The Metaphorical Bloody Knuckle

Y’all remember S? He’s been MIA for some time because he’s finishing his screenplay. Though S has been working a great deal on his writing, I am humbled that he…

“As long as we got each other…” (sic)

Dear Kirk Cameron, My infantile crush was on the cartoon character Orion Quest of Grendizer. On occasion, I find myself still humming the show’s tune, and would today argue that…

Feed, a film

This film is about awkward dating scenarios. Like mistaking a feeding funnel for sex toy? Awkward. Dinner date made up of the boiled body fat of your beau’s ex girlfriend?…

Of Hunnam (a.k.a. What makes a man sexy?)

I recently purchased for the first time ever, Men’s Fitness magazine. Coincidentally, this was the cover: If you have been reading me long enough, you know I have two types:…

Maxi & S

As just mentioned in the entry before this, S is a writer, and Maxi is a director. To refresh your memory, stories about Maxi may be found here and also…

Squinting eyes at the asshat while dancing

.1. I have a dreadful fear of all things crawly, but for fatso babies. For this reason, I am completely freaked out about the ant infestation we have in Ottawa…

Elvis Costello is the biggest badass in the industry

In support of the Divestment campaign, Costello cancels his two scheduled concerts in Israel. Read his full statement here and share the information, as you see fit. If you support…

First snowfall

“Serene” “Lovely” “Blissful” “Peaceful” “Calm” These are only a few of the words used by folks when discussing the first snowfall of the year. For instance, today I was speaking…

Dear So-and-So

Dear Taylor Kitsch, Hi Rigglett. How are you? I am very well – more so than usual, because Ramadan is over and I may now have my morning venti americano…

The Jackson Family

I woke up to an avalanche of emails linking to MJ’s kid’s speech during his memorial. People are forwarding the clip because they think it is beautiful and moving and…

He is dead

Upwards of 160,000 people die annually. War Famine Poverty Disease Global Warming …and people can barely get off their lazy asses to demonstrate or make a phone call to a…

Toddlers & Tiaras

This spotlights one of the reasons why I think our world is going to sh*t. (P.S. While you’re sl*tting up your babies, your government is r*ping you and other countries.)…

Christian Bale wears the shit out of his suits and likes his wife

I blogged the following: .1. Have just come back from seeing Batman Begins with Di and her Peej. Before the film began, we were discussing the dynamics between men and…

And another….

If you don’t already love John Cusack and his WarIncTeam… (Click only if you’re interested in reading the political side of me.) Comments here are closed… Digg this post Recommend…

Oooh. Politix. Yummy scrumptious wet dripping politics.

John Cusack’s War, Inc CrackSpace has posted one of my political pieces here as their most recent blog entry. I am humbled that they think enough of my writing to…

Maz Jobrani, Ahmed Ahmed & Dean Obeidallah

Three names from The Axis of Evil comics (missing was Aron Kader who I think is a bona fide Fox); three men that mama and I watched last night from…

Dispatch no 1, Toronto: Nerd

Seated across from me on the airplane, I knew I recognized him but I couldn’t quite place from which television show. Because…it’s difficult to name That Canadian Actor under the…

Visits with Baby Jane

Baby Jane was giving me ‘directions’ as thus: “Go South – that means down the hill, towards a clock tower, Maha – blablabla” because she knows that directions confuse me…

Jake Gyllenhaal

The comments of the last blog entry got me to thinking that a fine lookin’ man with a fine brain, exceptional political beliefs and priorities in order deserves an entry…