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2nd Annual Girls’ Holiday Dinner

Last year, I started a new tradition for my dearest girlfriends. On the first Saturday of December, I have the Annual Girls’ Holiday Dinner. Here we are: Missing was E,…

Disgruntled Boys, Whores & Petrol Samosas

.1. I pulled out all of my U2 CDs and loaded them into my iTunes. While doing this, I found that I had two copies of the Achtung Baby CD….

I patty-caked my boss

Two points of note: .1. I was both the only female, and the youngest manager within the team. .2. When I don’t want to forget something, I scribble it on…

Patching up my heart

A few days ago, I’d mentioned my interest in working with the UN; I’d promised to tell you why… I’ve recently questioned what I do with my time & what…

Another way to meet a boy: Hit him

Unlike the last two experiences which took place in shopping zones, this one took place in a coffee shop. It was also typical of my asinine and completely clueless behaviour….

U2 & UN

.1. This is why U2 should only be seen in Montreal. During the entire show on Friday night, T & I were quite aware of the difference in delivery and…

U2’s Vertigo Tour

T, K, D & I went to U2 last night. When I landed in Ireland, the first place I went to was The U2 Wall. I got lost, but a…

Boys: Vaulting over the line

I am too nice to people, and this is often times misunderstood as an open door for unacceptable behaviour (on their part). A couple of days back, I was approached…

Belly dance to this

Two of the sexiest belly dance tunes that you simply must download are: Daret Al Ayam (by: Ro-Je) & Zenia (by: Petrol Bomb Samosa) Holy WOW. You can find both…

A Hollywood boy I’d give it up for…

…is not the man who said this: “You know how a little girl cannot be a woman but a woman can be a little girl? That’s a quality I like.”…

Wild cows don’t graze in Nova Scotia (nor do they come from Europe)

My parents had intended to name me ‘Nuha’. Unfortunately for them, the time of my birth proved that my mother had been carrying nothing more than a set of eyes…

Memories of his Melancholy Whores

Am currently on a Gabriel Garcia Marquez bonanza. I am re-reading three of his works at the same time and wanted to share two things with you The first is…

Would you like to touch my hair?

.1. That question should be asked before you attempt to touch anyone’s hair. Or, better still, you really ought to receive an invitation to do so…I would think this could…

The Azores & friends

I am so excited about this! H & C have just purchased a little home on the coast of the Azores. H says it is a writer’s haven and so…

Does Jordan have Smees?

.1. L & R are safe in Jordan. R was at a hotel next to one of those where some asshole exploded; L had picked her up not 10 minutes…

How to meet a boy

If interested in meeting a boy, I strongly urge you to use one of my two favourite tactics: a) Throw something at him; or, b) Spill something all over yourself….

Libra girl / Scorpio boy Compatibility

As mentioned earlier, I’ll blog a month-by-month Libra girl / (insert that month’s sign) boy compatibility. My first blog entry in this weirdness was Libra / Libra compatibility. What follows…

Ha ha ha

D took us to Just For Laughs show this evening. I was excited to attend because I absolutely. Adore… Shaun Majumder. He was the host and…then there were: .1. Scott…

When they say "bow"

.1. As I left the court room today, I was asked to “bow to the bench” before they’d allow me to exit. I didn’t know what that meant (I should,…

This is my test page

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