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The Family Day

Have I mentioned that my family is predominantly one of Alpha Males? Today, two of them came over — my baba, and one of his brothers, amo (Arabic for uncle,…

That day I nearly peed myself while stuck to the side of a mountain in Denver

During the spring of 2007, I was visiting my American cousins in Denver. In no particular order, their names are Dumb.Ass, Raging Maniac, and Really Just So Fkn Stupid Sometimes….

‘Glam’ Shots (aka ‘If a Moroccan prostitute & a Russian prostitute had a child)

I chose Moroccan and Russian, because they are the crème de la crème and if I am to emulate any hooker, it would be a combination of the two. My…