A snippet of last night’s conversation…consider yourself warned.

Aalya: “I heard this kid call out ‘PARMINDER! PARMINDER! OVER HERE!’ and so I expected to turn around and see a little Pakistani child. But instead I saw these two huge blondes, a man and a woman, carrying a little blonde blue-eyed girl who was waving back at the other kid calling her Parminder and I thought WTH? Are you making fun of my People? Maybe you’re…Are you albinos?”

Maha: “Are you albinos? That’s funny. You should have followed that up with I’m sorry I didn’t mean that I say things like that sometimes things I should only say in my head like ‘gay monkey in pink’ really ‘happy sparkly dancing monkey on my back’ and I don’t mean ‘gay’ like ‘queer’, I mean ‘gay’ like ‘happy’ because I spent my childhood summers in England and so ‘gay’ has a whole new meaning in my head. Pink. Monkey. Dancing. Do you have anything on your back? I like backless dresses. This food is yummy.”

Aalya snorted a little of her pho up her nose and choked. And I thought OH MY GOD I’ve almost killed a pregnant woman who just bought gorgeous crack and wouldn’t have had the chance to wear it even once i like crack it’s pretty and always sparkly when I buy it shopping is fun like eating I like sushi but not the raw kind only the kind that’s made with fake crab which I think someone told me is petroleum based paste milk blue pink garden flower pear monkey dancing update nose scarf a b c d e f 1 2 3…

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